Army Thread 9th July

[ronnie]

Army Thread 9th July

limers
I am feeling great, had a few friends over yesterday arvo and I did'nt know that I could enjoy myself so much sober
How about you?

[Guest]

Army Thread 9th July

yes, I feel great, proud of myself you know?

[ronnie]

Army Thread 9th July

And so you should be........

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

Am I too late for the party ?

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

Ah yes Zen....that's the difference between you and I........tact..........teach me, will you?

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

Oh enough said girls !!!!
:upset:

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

Actually....if I wasn't me.....I wouldn't take me on either.......

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

Sorry loves just popped of to start our thread, but Rons did the honours...
Ummm it is now 9.40am in NSW Opal....... Thanks bog trotter....I'm trying to find someone a bit posher, but I feel this may be the wrong place ????!!!!!

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

Yobbos:H
Oh well, I'd rather be a sober yobbo than a posh drunk....:H....and there's HEAPS of those...

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

Zenstyle;660540 wrote: It's a great equalizer, the bevvy. It's pretty hard to pull off "posh" when you're trolleyed! :H

I've tried it....trying extra hard to pro....nounce my words articulately.....whilst pitching and heaving towards them with one eye closed so I could focus.....I'm sure they were convinced ...?

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

Nighty night Opal.....have a GREAT sleep after your party....

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

And then, as my encore, going to the bog and coming out with my skirt tucked firmly into the back of my stockings....good look.....

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

Oh No you're wrong...piggy backing in a bridesmaid dress is considered very good form

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

Re: Bridesmaid duties....I have also organised multiple rounds of shots for the bridal party whilst sat on a dry stone wall in the middle of winter....this included, naturally, the mother of the bride, a tea totaller, who then threw up copiously into the (manicured) gardens of the poshest establishment in town.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Army Thread 9th July

Ah, the wedding stories.....talk about 4 weddings and a fecking funeral......the funeral should have been MINE.....if only I'd left it at the conga line.....but no, Bridge has ALWAYS gotta go one better.....human pyramid using uncle bill as one of the bottom row ?....No problem....except for uncle Bill of course, who has a heart condition....