couldnt feel my ass and other jewels for a bout 4 hours didnt even no they were there it was truly limp hahahaha
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ARMY THREAD 29TH JULY
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ARMY THREAD 29TH JULY
A swimming poem for all us poolaholics.
Undressing with so many near
The changing room has held no fear
The walk through water filled with germs
A floating hair, her big toe squirms
But boldly on she steps on out
Onto the poolside then looks about
The sight before her makes her shrink
Back from the edge, she stops to think
The ageing masses have descended
Their bodies flabby or distended
She's turned up again for the wrong session
A day when "oldies" get a concession
But undeterred she jumps on in
The water comes up to her chin
Quite close to her is an old fellow
She watches for a trace of yellow
And swims away as he starts straining
And underwater it starts raining
Then her worse fear, she spies a floater
Away from it she starts to motor
But her swimming's not strong enough
She's followed by the floating stuff
As it brushes her trailing limb
She decides to abandon her weekly swim
So jumping out onto the tiles
Today she will not swim her miles
She planned to do when she arrived
And so she now feels so deprived
She's paid her money for one full hour
But minutes in she hits the showerLiving now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009
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ARMY THREAD 29TH JULY
I wish you'd get your skinny ass to the Doc Oney!!
Gykes, I was chuckling to myself when I read you had an epidural LOL!! I too had one and think it's the best invention since sliced bread!!"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it"
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ARMY THREAD 29TH JULY
Is that the room you're adding for your daughter?
Glad to hear it's going well. Now I won't be the only annoyingly chirpy person around here :-) It's just feeling so good to know that I'm on track with my goals, and that other things are starting to fall (back) into place almost by themselves!I'll do whatever it takes
AF 21/08/2009
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