Army Thread 21st August

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 21st August

And your sausagey boobs

[startingover]

Army Thread 21st August

boozehag;697979 wrote: Fitness! I have lost 5kg on a low carb diet (plus running) but I have to say I havent had a decent shite in about a week. That could account for another couple of kilos once it blows!
M

I have a tip....
Take 1 teaspoon of bicarbonate in soda in water and you will shite within minutes!!!

[boozehag]

Army Thread 21st August

Just as well Tip wasnt around when we were talking about the website where you rate your poo then. Or maybe that was just me.
M

[startingover]

Army Thread 21st August

Oh yes I remember that!

[startingover]

Army Thread 21st August

How did the interview go Boozy?

[boozehag]

Army Thread 21st August

Ok will give it a go and report back any movements! If I dont come back in a couple of days send help okay?
M

[startingover]

Army Thread 21st August

Just make sure you stay close to "facilities" for a couple of hours. Honestly I am not kidding either!

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread 21st August

Morning all, whats all this crap on here this morning? As for sausage boobs. thats a new discription even to me.

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 21st August

When the dogs are constipated I feed them heaps of pumpkin (or pal puppy in a can). I would suggest the pumpkin for you though Boozy.

[startingover]

Army Thread 21st August

Morning KTAB.
Poor boozy is having a distinct lack of crap right now....

[boozehag]

Army Thread 21st August

It was fine should hear back Monday but my SIL said to me afterwards but if you get it and take it you will hate it and then you will just leave. I was like oh dear - she is probably right. I think I may be I have serial interviewee disorder?. It seems I am good at the interviews (sure everyone loves the irish) but crap at the actual job! Maybe I could get a job going to interviews for other people to do the job. now there is an idea.... what do you think?

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 21st August

Hi KTAB

[startingover]

Army Thread 21st August

I think thats a great idea.
Can you do disguises ?

[boozehag]

Army Thread 21st August

Ok I will try the pal puppy if the bicarbonate stuff doesnt work but I hope it doesnt have any carbs?
M

[tawnyfrog]

Army Thread 21st August

C'arn .... show us your bratwursts ...