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[tawnyfrog]

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byebyebridgetjones;715415 wrote: I bet the possum was watching you and thinking WTF ?

Yup. So I binned him too.

[Angelcakes]

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byebyebridgetjones;715403 wrote: Today I spring cleaned a shithouse friendship by being honest.
This involved telling them to feck off.
It was fabulous.
I plan to do it more often.
That is all.

oooo spill Bridge....how'd they take it??

[byebyebridgetjones]

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tawnyfrog;715418 wrote: Yup. So I binned him too.

OOoooo....them's fightin words.

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Angelcakes;715433 wrote: oooo spill Bridge....how'd they take it??

Not well.:H

[tawnyfrog]

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Good point.

Spring clean your address book.

Does it really matter now that you once bonked a gorgeous bloke from Argentina? Delete phone #.
Do you really need to keep the address of that rather attractive geologist? Delete phone #.
Oh, and then there's the bloke who was going to call you once he landed. Delete phone #.

Pffft. Spring clean. Yippeee!

[byebyebridgetjones]

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tawnyfrog;715438 wrote: Good point.

Spring clean your address book.

Does it really matter now that you once bonked a gorgeous bloke from Argentina? Delete phone #.
Do you really need to keep the address of that rather attractive geologist? Delete phone #.
Oh, and then there's the bloke who was going to call you once he landed. Delete phone #.

Pffft. Spring clean. Yippeee!

OMG we've been dating the same blokes. We should chat.:H

[tawnyfrog]

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byebyebridgetjones;715440 wrote: OMG we've been dating the same blokes. We should chat.:H

I believe I dated their fathers. (I love playing this old woman bit)

Still, we should chat. :H

[byebyebridgetjones]

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tawnyfrog;715450 wrote: I believe I dated their fathers. (I love playing this old woman bit)

Still, we should chat. :H

I dated their fathers too. (Well?)
We all know you're 25.
Still, we should chat.:H

[byebyebridgetjones]

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I had an odd experience this morning folks.
I found an old list of ' To Do's ' buried under myriad paraphenalia on my notice board.
It's been in existence for at least 18 months.
I think I had completely given up on ever acheiving what was on it.
Well bugger me if I wasn't able to cross off almost EVERY SINGLE ITEM.
Admittedly I had my 30 plus days AF to thank for it, followed by some half arsed attempts to moderate which have proven to be a waste of time,effort and neurones.
I'm a reasonably pragmatic person, and often need to see things mapped out for me in very logical terms, so there's no denying the truth.
And there it was, incontravertable.......
18 months of missions.
No progress.
30 + days of abstinence.
Job sorted.
You'd have to be brain dead not to get that one.......
The evidence is in.
It's back in the AF saddle again.

[JackieClaire]

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Finally binned all the empty bottles and they've just been taken away by the nice recycling men. I can now respectably go to my recycling bin with out a guilty look on my face.

I thought we were all 25. Which means I was the youngest mother in the world. My daughter is 23. Get your Guinness Book of Records early this Christmas. I'm under the heading 'Biggest Lies ever Told'.

Love J xxx

AF 7/7/2009

[byebyebridgetjones]

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YAY to quiet recycling bins :H

[JackieClaire]

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Hey Bridge,

Going back to the dentist next week. He's going to have another furtle round my gob.

BTW he is good looking, but way out of my age range. He must be at least 12 Years old.

I'd feel like a child molester.

J x

[byebyebridgetjones]

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JackieClaire;719288 wrote: Hey Bridge,

Going back to the dentist next week. He's going to have another furtle round my gob.

BTW he is good looking, but way out of my age range. He must be at least 12 Years old.

I'd feel like a child molester.

J x

Jackie. Be honest.
You're teeth are perfect aren't they ?
You just go to check out the youth, don't ya ? :H:H:H

[JackieClaire]

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Unfortunately not.

The 1st time we met was over a discussion of my partial dentures. (only 4 teeth missing) but one's at the front. So it makes me look like a toofless hag.

Mind I'll be a huge hit at Halloween.

J x