Hey crew,
Well I'm back from a fantastic horse-ride with my friends...who happen to be my biggest drinking buddies....(tell me more,I hear you ask)..
Firstly,I wholeheartedly own up to being the instigator of last night's shenanigans....ahh,to those people who are miffed - build a bridge,I say. Naughty,true. Rude,absolutely. If it made you laugh as much as me,that's good. If you got offended,then I'm sure you exercised your right to read something else.
So...I had a GREAT ride today.Horse was great (my faithful big guy who is as safe as) & after the ride,the girls pulled out a wine (at 11.30am...& I thought I was the alkie!!) & I had a slow slow glass that I sipped....I reckon they're beginning to notice now too but hey who cares...it's ME I need to care about.That's 2 days in a row where they have not influenced me to deviate from my plan of radical reduction...hmm,better than a plan of mass destruction...anyways,I digress.I am PLEASED with myself.
Another thing guys : I am naturally a rude person. I tell rude jokes, I don't often get embarassed, I tend to go over the top but that is all WITHOUT that nasty AL bloke whom I am cleaning out of my system.So heads up,if you see me post then it might not be pretty.
Apologies to those more civil persons on here.
But at least it makes me laugh....
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