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    THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

    Hey crew,
    Well I'm back from a fantastic horse-ride with my friends...who happen to be my biggest drinking buddies....(tell me more,I hear you ask)..
    Firstly,I wholeheartedly own up to being the instigator of last night's shenanigans....ahh,to those people who are miffed - build a bridge,I say. Naughty,true. Rude,absolutely. If it made you laugh as much as me,that's good. If you got offended,then I'm sure you exercised your right to read something else.
    So...I had a GREAT ride today.Horse was great (my faithful big guy who is as safe as) & after the ride,the girls pulled out a wine (at 11.30am...& I thought I was the alkie!!) & I had a slow slow glass that I sipped....I reckon they're beginning to notice now too but hey who cares...it's ME I need to care about.That's 2 days in a row where they have not influenced me to deviate from my plan of radical reduction...hmm,better than a plan of mass destruction...anyways,I digress.I am PLEASED with myself.
    Another thing guys : I am naturally a rude person. I tell rude jokes, I don't often get embarassed, I tend to go over the top but that is all WITHOUT that nasty AL bloke whom I am cleaning out of my system.So heads up,if you see me post then it might not be pretty.
    Apologies to those more civil persons on here.
    But at least it makes me laugh....

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      THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

      WEll
      I can only speak for myself Beags...although I do usually get expansive and speak for all as well :H......but last night was the best fecking fun I've had since Granny caught her tit in the ringer.
      I have been having some rather disturbing flashbacks re Reggie's scrottie which have caused me to spontaneously pee myself laughing at inapproriate times in Woollies....poor checkout chick......nemind......
      What are we discussing at length tonight ?????
      If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
      Rejoined life 20/5/19

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        THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

        Please not lamingtons!
        Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

        Harriet Beecher Stowe

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          THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

          anyway, I wont be up for anything ... apart from still having glowing cheeks from reading this morning (I put it down to my Catholic girls school upbringing!!), and being a regular party pooper, I am going to bed in about an hour (8pm!!) in order to catch up on my tiredness and get a head start for daylight saving!

          But have a good night all! I shall look forward to my morning's reading with interest! (Does that make me a voyeur?!)
          Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

          Harriet Beecher Stowe

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            THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

            Ah thank goodness Bridge I thought I might have outstayed my rather short welcome.
            Perhaps the subject of tonight could be - do you scrunch or fold toilet paper? That's always been a lively subject around the dinner table.
            So out now to ride other horse (OH THE ENERGY) & be back later.
            Such a beautiful spring day here,it's a shame not to be brewing a nice dose of skin cancer.

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              THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

              Hey youse lot, I think you are all nuts and very very funny to boot!
              For gods sake, keep it up will ya??
              Reggie, you haunted my dreams too ....
              Living now and not just existing since 9th July 2008
              Nicotine Free since 6th February 2009

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                THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

                Just had to say what a great laugh you lot have given us, as Starts says you lot are definately NUTS. Hope the rest of your weekend is as entertaining.

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                  THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

                  Lost my pencil case last night any one seen it!!!!! I had some really cool rubbers in it...appreciate its immediate return...... thanks in advance pending its return Reg

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                    THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

                    Mame ... thank you for your acknowledgement of my ***BRILLIANT*** limmerick amongst this plethora of smut and depravity.

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                      THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

                      Ah, it's all in the timing....
                      Arvo folk's! Hope everyone is well. Commiseration's Sainter's. Maybe next year......

                      'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                      Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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                        THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

                        tawnyfrog;723201 wrote: Mame ... thank you for your acknowledgement of my ***BRILLIANT*** limmerick amongst this plethora of smut and depravity.
                        well it was Tawny!! Wit as clever as that is rarely come by!!

                        Think everyone else had other depraved things on their minds to notice!!!
                        Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                        Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                          THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

                          Aunty Mame;723203 wrote:
                          Think everyone else had other depraved things on their minds to notice!!!
                          The rampant vagary of youth ...

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                            THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

                            tawnyfrog;723201 wrote: Mame ... thank you for your acknowledgement of my ***BRILLIANT*** limmerick amongst this plethora of smut and depravity.
                            I thought your limmerick was trully inspired, Tawny.....didn't go un-noticed here.
                            If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                            Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                              THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

                              tawnyfrog;723204 wrote: The rampant vagary of youth ...
                              Thanks tawny - I've never been called rampant before! And to be youthful again...ho hum,wishful thinking there!


                              ps tawny - I submitted a query to that Cheese Club you mentioned - haven't got a reply as yet...are they normally a bit delayed?

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                                THE NEXT DAY THREAD, September

                                Peeky Boo all,
                                Hi G man.
                                I'm sorry Beages...I HAVE to ask.....how old are ya ?
                                You retain the right to tell me to feck off of course.
                                If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                                Rejoined life 20/5/19

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