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[~iirene~]

Played hairdresser the other day. Cut my own bangs, have done this before.
Well tomorrow i must go to the shop for A repair job, before work.
My stylist knows me, she will (again) see when i walk in what i did to myself. :H

NO, i was not drinking, if I was, well, there would be NO BANGS left to work with!

:welcome: to the drama club, add as you please your most stupid things you have tried.

[sunshine_gg]

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Nightime adventures

Woke up one night around midnight... heard something outside. Upon closer inspection, it turned out that my Thoroughbred, the devil horse, was happily running circles around the house. Damn. The bugger got out.. again (2nd time that day). So, obviously, I had NOT found where he was getting out earlier. So, out I head, with tools in tow... trying to find a hole in the fence, or something similar. Because there was no point in putting him back in before I fixed the fence... I completely ignored him. His face was a huge question mark! He followed me here and there, into the garage to find rope, and back out again.. a few times over.

Long story short (too late)... I finally did manage to rope up the offending section of fence and return my horse to his pasture.

As I was gathering up tools and whatnot, I happened to look down on myself and ended up with a vicious giggle attack... here I was in underwear and t-shirt and fuzzy SLIPPERS, stumbling around horse pastures in the middle of the night (NOT drunk, I may add).

Damn good thing my only neighbours in visual distance were of the bovine kind... or they'd put me away a long time ago!

[TakeHeart]

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LOL!

Irene your post reminds me of one of the maddest times my mother has ever gotten at me. I cut my little sisters hair, but was having trouble with ...the bangs. I kept trying to straighten them out until there was literally nothing left to straighten out! Oh...she looked bad.

Also sober (way too young). Oh well, I guess there are some things getting sober just won't help!

Sunshine, I had to crack up! There are so many funny elements in that story. Might have to use it in a screenplay one day!

[~iirene~]

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Sunny-egg your horse loves you for who you are.
Make DAMN sure that fence is GOOD. goes to show ya, panies or not, you stay there!!! :H

TK .. hair cuttin goes back to my husband, another cutting story.

i can do this, cut his hair in our basement, trusted me so, shortly he had
an idea what he was getting into, yet we married. we laugh about it today.

Drama. :thanks:

[sunshine_gg]

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LOL... yeah, I think we've all done the hair thing at least once!

I should add that the devil horse (he earned his name fair and square) was a total stinker to catch if he got loose and for him to just follow me around with a truly puzzled look on his face was actually priceless :H And, of course, the whole time my mare was pacing the fence "Woah, wait a minute... how come HE'S out there and I'm not?!" :H

So, Irene... did ya get 'the LOOK' from your hair dresser??? :no:
TakeHeart... my daughter did that to my son... and I'm not entirely sure it was an accident, either!

[shirazgirl]

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I can relate. I have a problem with gas stations. One THREE separate occasions, I ran my ATM card, put the pump in, went inside to purchase variable items, got back in the car and drove away, only to rip the damn pump right out of it's socket. Once it atcually back tracked and smashed the back window. I believe I am banned from all three stations (yes sober, drunk I tend to be more careful so nobody notices, or I think that).

The day before my wedding, I did the same thing, but this time I remembered the pump. I pulled it out and much to my dismay, gas was pouring all over the place. I couldn't figure what the heck was going on and I stood there in front of other motor vehicle just waving the pouring pump around. Why wouldn't it shut off, until my daughter reminded me that it was still puming when I took it out (I thought it had finished). Duhh.....yes, for a well educated woman, I can certainly be a wackadoodle.

[JackieClaire]

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:thanks:

Irene, This thread could run forever.

Drunk: I got fed up one evening plucking my eyebrows..... so used Mr J C 's razor instead.

Sober: I got so excited taking my new puppy out for his 1st walk that I was halfway to the shops before I realized I still had my slippers on.

Sober : I fainted the 1st time I met my future in laws.

Love Jackie

[Grim]

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Lovely stories all and a great idea for a thread iirene!

GG, I loved you story and can just picture the confusion of "the evil horse". :H

Shirazgirl......THREE separate occasions? LMAO :H

[Grim]

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JackieClaire;708517 wrote:
Sober : I fainted the 1st time I met my future in laws.

JC :H :H :H :H :H :H

[~iirene~]

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Who needs sandals?

had 2 glasses of wine, bought a pair of sandals because my feet were HOT!

gee, they seem loose. this is really bad: the next day i examine;

They are MENS SIZE 35 EURO!

Marked down from 150.00 to 80.00.

Trying to give them away, according to shoe charts they are a mens size 3.

:H

[jane jane]

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Drunk: A few years ago, I went out on a beautiful full-moon night, sat on the rear paddock fence, called to my horse, hopped on him bareback (and barefoot), grabbed his mane, and kicked him into a canter. Stayed on (miraculously) for about 5 strides, then fell right off. Will never forget his sweet velvety nose as he trotted back and nudged me, as if to inquire, "What were you thinking? Are you okay? Got any carrots?" No concussion but plenty of bruises the next day...

[sunshine_gg]

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LOL Jane - have done the intoxicated bare backing.... never fell off, though. I think.

Shiraz... they banned you? Gosh, why? :H I have a PHOBIA about gas stations! I check 3x to make sure the nozzle is not in my car before getting in! :H

JC, your future in laws saw you as a very quiet girl, I'm sure :H

[hippie37]

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I'm just getting flustered at the thought of 'bareback' riding! I'm a lustful little devil at times! I guess I'm only human!

The worst drama I created was in my head when I thought I was being chased by the police because I had drugs about my person. I was so paranoid I was running down back alleys and hiding behind cars in a shear state of panic. I think I had delusions of grandeur that I was some big time drug dealer and I was 'on the run'. I'm glad I can laugh about it today but back then I must of been completely insane!