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    #16
    Army Thread 4th September

    Go on then Zep..
    let's have it..
    What you perceive is what you believe, so make sure you look at things the right way....

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      #17
      Army Thread 4th September

      R18 question - reader discretion is advised

      I was listening to the radio and they were talking about the X-factor show (we don't have it over here yet). Anyway a man apparently was singing in tight jeans and had an erection.

      The audience was laughing as were the judges - would he not know he had one?

      Would he just think it was nerves
      It's time I put my big girl pants on. :grannypants: I hope they fit.

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        #18
        Army Thread 4th September

        sunbird;708193 wrote: Hi Mario, Oney, Gyco, Wavey and Zeppers,

        What's with the new avatar Wavey?

        Tip, fortunately, its Bloem then Mauritius, so I think i'll hang on a bit longer!

        I hope you get good news today Mario?
        I'm off to see the Salvador Dali exhibition this weekend...lol
        What you perceive is what you believe, so make sure you look at things the right way....

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          #19
          Army Thread 4th September

          He would know if he had a hard on zeppie...LMAO
          What you perceive is what you believe, so make sure you look at things the right way....

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            #20
            Army Thread 4th September

            Nerves would have the opposite effect...
            What you perceive is what you believe, so make sure you look at things the right way....

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              #21
              Army Thread 4th September

              Blimey I seem to have impecable timing again. Morning all. Ditto to Wavys answer.
              Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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                #22
                Army Thread 4th September

                That's what I thought
                but the judges were making comments with dick jokes attached and the man didn't seem to catch on.
                It's time I put my big girl pants on. :grannypants: I hope they fit.

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                  #23
                  Army Thread 4th September

                  Probably a rolled up sock :H
                  Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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                    #24
                    Army Thread 4th September

                    did any one see it? Oney and Limers talk about watching X-factor.
                    Now I know why
                    It's time I put my big girl pants on. :grannypants: I hope they fit.

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                      #25
                      Army Thread 4th September

                      I'm getting text messages from mates at the Pub (who will get totally shitfaced)

                      They are calling me a big Girl amongst other things for opting out..

                      I might text them at 7am Tomorrow when I get up
                      What you perceive is what you believe, so make sure you look at things the right way....

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                        #26
                        Army Thread 4th September

                        He was a 50 year old man who's daughters were in the audience
                        It's time I put my big girl pants on. :grannypants: I hope they fit.

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                          #27
                          Army Thread 4th September

                          Hey KTAB, what's on for Today?
                          What you perceive is what you believe, so make sure you look at things the right way....

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                            #28
                            Army Thread 4th September

                            Ditto.

                            And I've always wondred why on earth did Michael Jackson always check that he still had a dick when performing?

                            Do you suffer from performance anxiety Wavey? Seeing that you know so much about the opposite effect???
                            I'll do whatever it takes
                            AF 21/08/2009

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                              #29
                              Army Thread 4th September

                              Zeppie2;708206 wrote: He was a 50 year old man who's daughters were in the audience
                              Well, it's not like you can control it Zeppie, it just does what it likes
                              What you perceive is what you believe, so make sure you look at things the right way....

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                                #30
                                Army Thread 4th September

                                tiptronic_ct;708208 wrote: Ditto.

                                And I've always wondred why on earth did Michael Jackson always check that he still had a dick when performing?

                                Do you suffer from performance anxiety Wavey? Seeing that you know so much about the opposite effect???
                                I can't remember..
                                What you perceive is what you believe, so make sure you look at things the right way....

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