Army Thread 8th September

[one2many]

Army Thread 8th September

Her arse is sunburned..WTF?

I am worried about deebs, will email her..

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 8th September

I better go and do some work, have a great evening guys

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 8th September

deebs arse is sunburned?

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 8th September

Spill, Opes. Set me a challenge: I'll give you a positive spin on your circumstances. Go on, I dare you.

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 8th September

hi zeppie.... bye zeppie

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 8th September

tips, LOL you silver liner you!

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 8th September

one2many;711013 wrote: Her arse is sunburned..WTF?

I am worried about deebs, will email her..

Please do. I've sent her two PMs - no response

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 8th September

Hey, Greenie

STARTS got her bum burnt in th sun. Apparently the other bits are browning, but that particular part is red. As I said: don't ask.

We're worried about DeeBee, though - she hasn't been on in ages.

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 8th September

greeneyes;711021 wrote: tips, LOL you silver liner you!

Rather that than a premature flat-liner.... (and I'm not referring to my hairline, you hear!)

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 8th September

OK, Opes. Here goes:

You can rise in the esteem of your feline master by treating him, her or it (depending on nature of operation) to a special breakfast of those soft sachets with gravy...

Your son is turning 18 - he probably doesn't give a rat's arse. Neither should you.

Does that help?

[Opal]

Army Thread 8th September

tiptronic_ct;711019 wrote: Spill, Opes. Set me a challenge: I'll give you a positive spin on your circumstances. Go on, I dare you.

She was after my job, which she can't do anyway, in the hope that I wasn't coming back. Today she told my mother and brother they weren't invited to my sons surprise party this weekend as I didn't want them there. I had asked son about a party, family, friends etc he said NO they'd rather be left to themselves. But rather than leave it unmarked I asked his girlfriend to organise a bit of a party for him, just his own friends. No old cronies. I'm not even going to the feckin thing, but she has put a different slant on things. Now I have to go out to mothers tomorrow and spin the feckin thing back around again while at the same time not bad mouthing the bitch that is doing this.
Sorry for spoofing for so long.

[Popeye]

Army Thread 8th September

Good Evening troopers.
I hope you all had a good day.
I'm feeling better tonight.
I had a good day at work and the cycle home in the wind and rain blew all the cobwebs away. I'm a bit tired though. I'm going to stuff my face and sit and watch 'A Scanner Darkly'; Keanu Reeves in one of his more weird incarnations, then go for a soak and then bed.

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 8th September

Popeye;711030 wrote: Good Evening troopers.
I hope you all had a good day.
I'm feeling better tonight.
I had a good day at work and the cycle home in the wind and rain blew all the cobwebs away. I'm a bit tired though. I'm going to stuff my face and sit and watch 'A Scanner Darkly'; Keanu Reeves in one of his more weird incarnations, then go for a soak and then bed.

And it must be because of the song I posted for you earlier. Hakuna Matata, from Lion King.

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 8th September

Opal;711029 wrote: She was after my job, which she can't do anyway, in the hope that I wasn't coming back. Today she told my mother and brother they weren't invited to my sons surprise party this weekend as I didn't want them there. I had asked son about a party, family, friends etc he said NO they'd rather be left to themselves. But rather than leave it unmarked I asked his girlfriend to organise a bit of a party for him, just his own friends. No old cronies. I'm not even going to the feckin thing, but she has put a different slant on things. Now I have to go out to mothers tomorrow and spin the feckin thing back around again while at the same time not bad mouthing the bitch that is doing this.
Sorry for spoofing for so long.

See? See? Just spilling already helps, doesn't it?

[Popeye]

Army Thread 8th September

Opal;711029 wrote: She was after my job, which she can't do anyway, in the hope that I wasn't coming back. Today she told my mother and brother they weren't invited to my sons surprise party this weekend as I didn't want them there. I had asked son about a party, family, friends etc he said NO they'd rather be left to themselves. But rather than leave it unmarked I asked his girlfriend to organise a bit of a party for him, just his own friends. No old cronies. I'm not even going to the feckin thing, but she has put a different slant on things. Now I have to go out to mothers tomorrow and spin the feckin thing back around again while at the same time not bad mouthing the bitch that is doing this.
Sorry for spoofing for so long.

She sounds like a nasty piece of work Opal, worthy of a good telling off.