Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

[one2many]

Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

Zenstyle;724351 wrote: Ohhhhh!!!! We just call it the airing cupboard! That's where the water heater lives, right?! :H :H

I call the ironing thingy a hot press... I guess I've been calling it the wrong thing for 46 feckin years!!! :H

No babe..thats a trouser press sweetheart.

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Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

one2many;724355 wrote: No babe..thats a trouser press sweetheart.

:H:H:H:H

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Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

Zenstyle;724356 wrote: Is it hot enough to cook in seeing as yer don't have an oven?! :H

Are you taking the piss? :H

[one2many]

Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

Wob is puffin away in the garden, I just keep banging on the window and making hangman signs.....he is not impressed.

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Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

one2many;724363 wrote: Wob is puffin away in the garden, I just keep banging on the window and making hangman signs.....he is not impressed.

Just tell him he stinks.....

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Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

Zenstyle;724367 wrote: Last night's date feller smoked. He tried this lazer thing... like acupuncture... to quit. Obviously didn't work very well.

Did you chew your gum while he puffed?

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Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

Zenstyle;724374 wrote: I haven't quite got the gum thing down. I forgot to take it with me! I could have done with a bit of gum but it was OK.

You know those ones I smoke(d)... well nobody else smokes that kind and they're really the only ones I like. He was smoking some weird Canadian things... I checked out his luggage - but I didn't say a word.... :H

Checked out his luggage????? Does that mean what I think it means????? :H:H:H

[greeneyes]

Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

WTF does that mean? luggagea bove the walters? EH? I make a bit of lunch and look what I miss!

[one2many]

Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

His lunchbox you mean?

[greeneyes]

Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

Hurry up!! Little doggie is alone in the kitchen!

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Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

Zenstyle;724378 wrote: The OTHER luggage! Above the walters! :H

Ahh, and did he have big ones?

[greeneyes]

Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

LMFAO!!!!!!!

[one2many]

Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

I have NO clue what is going on...no clue whatsoever...

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

Good evening, Chattering Classes

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread: Sunday, September 27th

[QUOTE=Zenstyle;724393I can just imagine all of us in primary school.... lol...
Reminds me about the joke about a group of nuns who riding their bikes on the quad of the nunnery, squealing with laughter...

Next thing the Mother Superior came out and said: if you don't tone it down right NOW, you'll have to put the seats back!



OK, I'm apologising already....