Army Thread 5th October

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread 5th October

And I dont want half the report taken up under the heading 'too much drink taken'

[one2many]

Army Thread 5th October

LMAO...I promise...I could write a book on sober cockwobble...

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 5th October

Hi KT, Hi Oney.

Can I just have lines please.

I must not cockwobble. (100 times).

J x

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread 5th October

Wish I could promise that Jackie

[one2many]

Army Thread 5th October

So do I..but I will ask Rob...

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 5th October

Gee ya just never know what the topic is when you walk in here. :H

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 5th October

of course we call it a drive, but that conjures up pictures of a great long road leading to a stately home.

where i live it's somewhere to park the car 'cos we can't get in the garage 'cos it's full of crap.

x

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread 5th October

Hi Greeny aint that the truth

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 5th October

JackieClaire;729828 wrote: of course we call it a drive, but that conjures up pictures of a great long road leading to a stately home.

where i live it's somewhere to park the car 'cos we can't get in the garage 'cos it's full of crap.

x

LOST!

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 5th October

Greeny,
It all started with Oney cleaning her cobble lock which is what's called a drive in England.

x

[startingover]

Army Thread 5th October

aaaarrrrrrggggghhhh
My mum has just called from her holiday in Scotland.
Her - would you like a jumper?
Me - I dont really wear jumpers, I find them too heavy
Her - Its very nice?
Me- I am not fond of jumpers they are too heavy...
Her - Its stripey, pinks and greys?
Me - OK thanks, that would be lovely.....sigh....
Her - You are a small size arent you?
Me - No I have never been a small size.
Her - but you are so skinny!!!!!!!
Me - voice raised slightly higher now...NO I am NOT skinny!!!
What is it with mothers?

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 5th October

Oh. I got theis underlying impression from cockwobble that the discussion was about male organ.

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 5th October

Starts, my frined has a pillow that is embroidered (thats not the word but a knittted thing or such) and it says "If it's not one thing it's your mother". Hahaha

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 5th October

needlepoint, that's what it is

[startingover]

Army Thread 5th October

greeneyes;729867 wrote: Starts, my frined has a pillow that is embroidered (thats not the word but a knittted thing or such) and it says "If it's not one thing it's your mother". Hahaha

:H:H:H Oh greeniebum thanks! That has made me laugh out loud!!