Army Thread 27th October 2009

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

You havent heard any of mine yet. How are things with your good self today?

[startingover]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Zenstyle;745706 wrote: You know what they say Ktabbers... you can't fall out of bed if you're lying on the floor... (A very poor attempt at looking on the positive side... lol...)

Ach, here's a joke for yis anyway... Can't do any harm!

Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.

The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat."

:H:H:H
I liked it!!!

[startingover]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Krigs a sticky is when a post is kept at the top of a forum so it doesnt get buried.

Good to see you, how are you?

[startingover]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Zenstyle;745721 wrote: So-so here... plodding away... Nothing of any interest to report...

Starty, I'm glad you appreciate my humour! :H (Trying to remember the one about the mouse and the elephant...) :-)

OMG, I hope its not what I think it might be :H

[sunbird]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Zenstyle;745706 wrote: You know what they say Ktabbers... you can't fall out of bed if you're lying on the floor... (A very poor attempt at looking on the positive side... lol...)

Ach, here's a joke for yis anyway... Can't do any harm!

Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.

The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat."

Zen, I thought that was really funny!
You can tell I don't get out much!

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Army Thread 27th October 2009

sunbird;745724 wrote: Zen, I thought that was really funny!
You can tell I don't get out much!

Who needs to go out ? :H

[startingover]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Off into the deep dark night to walk the beasties now.
Catch ya laterz!!

[Grim]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Hello Troopers! Corporal Grimmersby reporting in! All is quiet on the western front......

[Opal]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Evening all. How are we all doing? KT and Oney I hope your feeling better.

[one2many]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Yo...I am grand today guys, thanks for the wishes....I even got a chipper late last night so I am right as rain lol!

Got a lot done round the house today and spent the afternoon making Halloween decorations with the kiddies! Great fun!

[Opal]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Good to hear your better Oney. You'll have a busy week with all the kids off school.

[Grim]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Hello Opes and Oners!

[kriger]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

I seem to be popping in and out and missing when you guys say something to me....sorry about that. I love the snow too but I have tires that are not so good and can't replace them just yet. I will worry about driving in bad weather.
I am doing well, Starty...thanks for asking.

[Opal]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Hello Grimmers and Krigers

[Grim]

Army Thread 27th October 2009

Evening Krigs!