I'll wash & shine my fecking bald pate, then :-/
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THE NEXT DAY THREAD - NOVEMBER
aspman;765825 wrote: morning all,
mame sounds like a gr8 result, considering gov red tape!
hey tip lookit, found a shot of my boy that reminds me of you. Youve not been cutting my lawn have you!!!
He'll grow up to be a growler, alrightI'll do whatever it takes
AF 21/08/2009
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tawnyfrog;765999 wrote: Just scoop up the hairy bits that are on your couch and glue 'em to your scone.
It'll be a good look. I promise.
Mmmmmm....
Plus I must surreptitiously take a picture of my brother today and post it. The older we get, the weirder the family resemblance becomes...I'll do whatever it takes
AF 21/08/2009
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THE NEXT DAY THREAD - NOVEMBER
on a totaly un related front,
Advice from a donkey
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbours to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement h! e
quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing..
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!
*****
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step u! p. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less
NOW ........
Enough of that crap. The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ass, it always comes back to bite you.AF since 10/26/2009
It will be five years sober 10/26/2014
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