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    WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

    Speak OZ ! Speak OZ !
    Why ? Becoz
    If you are from
    The land of POM
    You gotta come outta the cloz –

    Speak OZ ! Speak Oz ! SPEAK OZ !!!!!



    G’day ( Hello there )
    Beeyoot Arbo ( Lovely Afternoon )
    Struth ( Good Gracious )

    These sarnies tase cruck ( These sandwiches have an odd flavour )


    YES! This is the programme for you new Australians to familiarise yourselves with the ‘language‘ of your adoptive country.


    This week – we are going to look at a linguistic phenomenon known as
    ‘ Wogga Wogga ‘ or double talk. Not only just here but in townships as far as
    Bindi Bindi, Kuri Kuri and Tura Mura – near to Sydney Widney.

    The origin of this language, appears to be a German immigrant, named Wilhelm Nilhelm ( or known as Willy Nilly ), who was born in Baden Baden and later died in Pago Pago in Bury Bury.

    In Wogga Wogga , double talk means that the last word of every sentence is either repeated – or rhymed.

    A typical greeting, therefore would be ‘ G’day Ray ‘ or similarly you will hear ‘What’s on the Teev, Steve’?

    A race track becomes a ‘Horse Course ‘ , and a Horse ( of course ) , a gee-gee.

    By combining the racing and a barbeque, you can have a ‘ Derby Barby ‘

    If, however you walk, and are English, you will hear the cry
    ‘ Going for a prom POM ‘?

    Or if there 2 of you – ‘POM POM’

    Or 3, and the one in the middle is drunk then ‘ POM tiddly POM POM ‘

    NOW, we will finish by a small extract of 2 of Wogga Wogga’s favourite stars. Kevin Levin and Beryl Meryl. Obviously spoken in their native dialect.
    This may I add has recently been previewed overseas in Hong Kong, Walla Walla, and Mill Hill . – Yet Woop Woop thought it was poop.

    In this scene we must imagine the local Flock Doc ‘ sheep vetinarian’ who earns a dinkum income ‘ good salary’.
    In he enters… ‘Well Well’ ( waterhole waterhole) Dust rust – ceiling peelin etc etc.

    FINALLY a word of re-assurance, if you DO settle in Wogga Wogga, certain English expressions are not only permissible – they are actually welcome.

    Included are ‘ tut tut ‘ , ‘chin chin ‘, ‘wakey wakey’, ‘coochie coochie’, ‘hear hear’ and ‘You Foo(LS)’.

    BYE BYE.
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    Bambs aka Hydrogen



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    #2
    WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

    im caling the guys in the white coats for you bambino.

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      #3
      WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

      ronnie barker

      It was a sketch written by The Late Great Genius Ronnie Barker
      1929-2005. Always in our hearts.

      you see - it's called 'comedy' - and 'playing with words'. Very ingenious.
      maybe it's just an english thing - sense of humour ???
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      Bambs aka Hydrogen



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        #4
        WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

        no it was funny honey!

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          #5
          WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

          tis like a joke.... if you don't 'get it' then is not funny

          apolgies for typing and grammar - one finger and one handed.
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          Bambs aka Hydrogen



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            #6
            WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

            glad you got it Ojom !!!
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            Bambs aka Hydrogen



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              #7
              WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

              I must be a thick brick ! didn't get your 'funny honey'.
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              Bambs aka Hydrogen



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                #8
                WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

                ia antca eemso ota etga wayaa romfa hista ostpa odayta! elpha ema ambinoba!

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                  #9
                  WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

                  Ahhhh....Gone crosseyed again.
                  I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
                  One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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                    #10
                    WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

                    Nope, got it now......Try a crowbar.....I think!
                    I don't care who you are...Your not walking on water while i'm fishing..
                    One drink is too many... A thousand is never enough...Sober since July 2nd 2009

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                      #11
                      WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

                      i can't seem to get away from this post today! help me bambino?

                      close jomo?
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                      Bambs aka Hydrogen



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                        #12
                        WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

                        ingoba

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                          #13
                          WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

                          I "get" it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funny honey!!!!!!!!!!

                          Nancy-pansy:H
                          "Be still and know that I am God"

                          Psalm 46:10

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                            #14
                            WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

                            Thank goodnes for the two ronnies...those of you who may not know them, they are real comedy heroes for us...such a good post x x

                            Lou-Lou x
                            "Every passing minute is a chance to turn it all around"...Penelope Cruz...Vanilla Sky

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                              #15
                              WELCOME to another edition of 'Spk OZ'

                              just trying to cheer things up here.

                              makes me laugh 30 yrs on....

                              that is a testament in itself
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                              Bambs aka Hydrogen



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