Tigger World MWO Tour
I decided to take a cab home as my little feet could not pedal all the way home across London. I had time to make up a little Cockney rhyming slang test for you. The hard clues are first - then after the photo, I have left the rhyming end bits in, in case you are A Bit Dense...Try the hard ones first though! And remember what your teachers said at exam time: If you cheat, You're Only Cheating Yourself...
1, "I don't Adam and Eve my Minces! Has Auntie Kim actually spent an Ayrton today. She doesn't normally like to put her Brass in her Sky for love nor Bread. Totally Isle of Wight I tell you."
2, "I'm feeling a bit Tom after that Ruby - I was Hank Marvin when we got to the restaurant but i think i put a bit too much Basil Fawlty on my Roast Pork. I don't mean to Darby and Joan but I'm in a right old Two and Eight -. maybe I need a cup of Rosie."
3, "It's great that the Baked Bean is now me China. I may have a Dicky with her on the Dog later if I fancy a bubble. She does Rabbit a lot but then I've been known to have a big North and South too. It's funny as well after that comment Kim made about the Septics thinking we're all best mates with her."
4, Kim made up this one: "Pull on yer Weasel and yer Dinkies and grab yer Nanny, Tigger. Are you Mutton? You need to get yer Khyber moving - we've got to take a Ball up the Frog - I know your Bacons are Cream crackered but i've run out of Oilies so we need to go to the shop. I'm dying for a Laugh."
EASIER (only use these if you're stumped):
"I don't Adam and Eve my mince pies. Has Auntie Kim actually spent an Ayrton Senna today. She doesn't normally like to put her Brass Band in her Sky Rocket for love nor Bread and Honey. Totally Isle of Wight I tell you."
"I'm feeling a bit Tom and Dick after that Ruby Murray - I was Hank Marvin when we got to the restaurant but i think i put a bit too much Basil Fawlty on my Roast Pork. I don't mean to Darby and Joan but I'm in a right old Two and Eight -. maybe I need a cup of Rosie Lee."
"It's great that the Baked Bean is now me China Plate.I may have a Dicky Bird with her on the Dog and Bone later if I fancy a Bubble Bath. She does Rabbit and Pork a lot but then I've been known to have a big North and South too. It's funny as well after that comment Kim made about the Septic Tanks thinking we're all best mates wsith her."
"Pull on yer Weasel and Stoat and yer Dinky Doos and grab yer Nanny Goat, Tigger. Are you Mutt and Jeff? You need to get yer Khyber Pass moving - we've got to take a Ball and Chalk up the Frog and Toad - I know your Bacon and Eggs are Cream Crackered but i've run out of Oily Rags so we need to go to the shop. I'm dying for a Laugh n a Joke."
I decided to take a cab home as my little feet could not pedal all the way home across London. I had time to make up a little Cockney rhyming slang test for you. The hard clues are first - then after the photo, I have left the rhyming end bits in, in case you are A Bit Dense...Try the hard ones first though! And remember what your teachers said at exam time: If you cheat, You're Only Cheating Yourself...
1, "I don't Adam and Eve my Minces! Has Auntie Kim actually spent an Ayrton today. She doesn't normally like to put her Brass in her Sky for love nor Bread. Totally Isle of Wight I tell you."
2, "I'm feeling a bit Tom after that Ruby - I was Hank Marvin when we got to the restaurant but i think i put a bit too much Basil Fawlty on my Roast Pork. I don't mean to Darby and Joan but I'm in a right old Two and Eight -. maybe I need a cup of Rosie."
3, "It's great that the Baked Bean is now me China. I may have a Dicky with her on the Dog later if I fancy a bubble. She does Rabbit a lot but then I've been known to have a big North and South too. It's funny as well after that comment Kim made about the Septics thinking we're all best mates with her."
4, Kim made up this one: "Pull on yer Weasel and yer Dinkies and grab yer Nanny, Tigger. Are you Mutton? You need to get yer Khyber moving - we've got to take a Ball up the Frog - I know your Bacons are Cream crackered but i've run out of Oilies so we need to go to the shop. I'm dying for a Laugh."
EASIER (only use these if you're stumped):
"I don't Adam and Eve my mince pies. Has Auntie Kim actually spent an Ayrton Senna today. She doesn't normally like to put her Brass Band in her Sky Rocket for love nor Bread and Honey. Totally Isle of Wight I tell you."
"I'm feeling a bit Tom and Dick after that Ruby Murray - I was Hank Marvin when we got to the restaurant but i think i put a bit too much Basil Fawlty on my Roast Pork. I don't mean to Darby and Joan but I'm in a right old Two and Eight -. maybe I need a cup of Rosie Lee."
"It's great that the Baked Bean is now me China Plate.I may have a Dicky Bird with her on the Dog and Bone later if I fancy a Bubble Bath. She does Rabbit and Pork a lot but then I've been known to have a big North and South too. It's funny as well after that comment Kim made about the Septic Tanks thinking we're all best mates wsith her."
"Pull on yer Weasel and Stoat and yer Dinky Doos and grab yer Nanny Goat, Tigger. Are you Mutt and Jeff? You need to get yer Khyber Pass moving - we've got to take a Ball and Chalk up the Frog and Toad - I know your Bacon and Eggs are Cream Crackered but i've run out of Oily Rags so we need to go to the shop. I'm dying for a Laugh n a Joke."
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