THE NEXT DAY THREAD - DECEMBER

[Angelcakes]

THE NEXT DAY THREAD - DECEMBER

I thought we called cantaloups rockmelons...or are you doing that funny Mexican speak??

[tawnyfrog]

THE NEXT DAY THREAD - DECEMBER

Si.

[Angelcakes]

THE NEXT DAY THREAD - DECEMBER

Well, I finished the Christmas shopping - I can't even bear to say that, like it's some chore that must be done - where's the fecking Christmas spirit in that??? And some grumpy ole' coot cut me off in the carpark - going 5ks/hr - he HAD to be 175,832nd in the queue to get out.
Anyway, so here's what you're getting:-
Ronnie: a massage (every week for a year)
Hawney: a wipper snipper & an ice cream maker
Aspy: a holiday to Fiji (fam invited too)
G-Force: a new bike (Hog fatboy)
Pan: a years worth of shopping vouchers at Coles.
Fickle: a set of new Bose speakers for listening to tunes
Jonesy: a gardner/butler type man to cater to your every whim
Reginald: cashmere gloves to protect the hands whilst holding the shit grips on the plane.
Mame: 2 weeks in Raro for you & Uncle Mame
Now, who have I forgotten??

[Pan]

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Gee Angel, thanks for even thinking me onto your gift list. Thanks so much. You are wonderful.

[Pan]

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Hey, these grumpy in a hurry to be everywhere are not everywhere. There are some niceys.

[Pan]

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Hey Angel. What about Mr G.

[Pan]

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And Betts.

[Pan]

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Well, if anyone is really interested in giving me a Chrissy present - just leave me a message a day before. I'm not doing Christmas.

[byebyebridgetjones]

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weeeEEEEEEeeeeeee.....SQUEEEEAAAALLLLL......
Jump up and down...clap hands.....
I'm gettin a houseboy for Christmas.......
I might do the gardening myself and put him on 'other duties' :H

[tawnyfrog]

THE NEXT DAY THREAD - DECEMBER

I'm sooooo happy for you, Bridge - he can do the vacuuming. How good is that?????

[tawnyfrog]

THE NEXT DAY THREAD - DECEMBER

Reggie - step out of that YouPorn booth and give us a quick cooo-eee, would ya?

[Guest]

THE NEXT DAY THREAD - DECEMBER

Sorry TF too hot to do anything except raise slumped body and type you ......tube. Its 32 degrees in my bed room i bet thats hotter than the hinges on hades doors ...the dog is melting and im starting to stick to things ..the blowies are doing a round up attack mode along with their mates mozzzer because all house openings are open....the ice is screaming at me ever time i open the fridge door PLEEEEEASE do you mind !!! Its hot Im stuffed and melting
Hey all stay cool
REg

[byebyebridgetjones]

THE NEXT DAY THREAD - DECEMBER

tawnyfrog;775776 wrote: I'm sooooo happy for you, Bridge - he can do the vacuuming. How good is that?????

Not what I had in mind.

[Guest]

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Slow I am...... But be Jesus I just realised ..... others reading this ( god wonders) might think you tube is a porn thing as her Hawneyness inSINuates its just music guys shes been in the bush for far too long no idea
Reg

[tawnyfrog]

THE NEXT DAY THREAD - DECEMBER

Right - I'm going to bed in a hissy fit. Reggie's defected to the Poms, looking for sensible and cultured converation. Geesh.

Nighters all and sundry.