Army Thread 17th December

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 17th December

Zenstyle;776326 wrote: :H:H:H He WAS kinda cute but I'm not sharing my mince pies with any fecker!!! :H

Glad to see you have your priorities straight

[Grim]

Army Thread 17th December

tiptronic_ct;776322 wrote: OK, Grimmy...

You can jump out of as many planes as you wish... as long as you're wearing a parachute.

But promise me you won't EVER do that...

I am afraid I can't promise you that Tipster!

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th December

Zenstyle;776338 wrote: .................... and it ain't me! :H

or me

I can't think of anything worse than throwing yourself of a mountain.I get dizzy at the top of the stairs.

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 17th December

I'm speechless.

My boing has deserted me...

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 17th December

JackieClaire;776341 wrote: or me

I can't think of anything worse than throwing yourself of a mountain.I get dizzy at the top of the stairs.

One step at a time, JC, one step at a time...

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th December

tiptronic_ct;776348 wrote: One step at a time, JC, one step at a time...

I'll get a chair lift and a blind fold.

or a bungalow.

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 17th December

JackieClaire;776349 wrote: I'll get a chair lift and a blind fold.

or a bungalow.

Just walk up the down staircase...

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th December

tiptronic_ct;776350 wrote: Just walk up the down staircase...

I could get one of the serfs to carry me

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 17th December

JackieClaire;776351 wrote: I could get one of the serfs to carry me

Oi!!! Mr. JC. Yes, you over there on the couch!!! You've been summonsed. And be sharp about it.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th December

tiptronic_ct;776352 wrote: Oi!!! Mr. JC. Yes, you over there on the couch!!! You've been summonsed. And be sharp about it.

:H:H:H

His carrying me up the stairs days are over.

any hoo he's in town doing late night Christmas shopping.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th December

mind you I've had to watch the same TV channel all day 'cos there's no one here to turn it over

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 17th December

And I've lain on the couch looking a t ablank screen because there's no-one to switch the fecking thing on!

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th December

tiptronic_ct;776359 wrote: And I've lain on the couch looking a t ablank screen because there's no-one to switch the fecking thing on!

:H:H:H

get a big stick.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 17th December

Right I'd better get the dinner on or should I say get the take out menu.

I've been cooking my butt off all week.

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 17th December

Yeppers... bedtime here too