Army Thread 18th December

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 18th December

Zenstyle;776933 wrote: Strokes? I'm not allowed to do that, am I?!! :H

as long as you keep your knickers on while you're doing it

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Army Thread 18th December

Zeppie2;776935 wrote: as long as you keep your knickers on while you're doing it

....and say a prayer at the same time...

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Army Thread 18th December

....and keep your fingers crossed.

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Army Thread 18th December

Zenstyle;776939 wrote: We're not all like you, you know...

all right then, ya nuns outfit then....

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 18th December

I think she meant yer legs.

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 18th December

Knickers on
say a prayer
fingers crossed
and LAUNCH

right think I've got it

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Army Thread 18th December

Zenstyle;776945 wrote: So there I am... in me nun's outfit, with me fingers crossed, knickers still on, saying a prayer... THAT should keep me out of trouble! :H

Eggzacly

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 18th December

Feck, dating isn't worth it. :H

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 18th December

if your knickers are only on one leg does that count?

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Army Thread 18th December

Zenstyle;776950 wrote: :H:H:H

I spluttered on the screen there!!! :H

Knickers on... check!
Prayer... check!
Fingers crossed... check!

3-2-1 LAUNCH!!!!!!!!!!

Thats the ticket!
No gurning though, cos you'll scare him on the way in.

[greeneyes]

Army Thread 18th December

whassa gurning?

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Army Thread 18th December

Zenstyle;776951 wrote: Bloody complicated innit? LOL...

Well, in order to carry out my cunning plan I had better go and get a shower now before BF arrives. As I can't be having one of those while he's in the house now. Oh no no no... that would be foolhardy. Starty... I'm thinking now, eh?! No feckin flies on me! :H

Oh oh oh!! Defo no showers or back scrubbing
In fact cut out the middle man, dont bother at all :H

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Army Thread 18th December

greeneyes;776957 wrote: whassa gurning?

Pulling faces.....

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 18th December

startingover;776958 wrote: Oh oh oh!! Defo no showers or back scrubbing
In fact cut out the middle man, dont bother at all :H

then there will be flies on ya

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 18th December

startingover;776959 wrote: Pulling faces.....

I'm pissing myself here