Army Thread 13th January

[rubywillow]

Army Thread 13th January

Yes, I'm a frisky little granny

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 13th January

tiptronic_ct;789867 wrote: Its "homework" - we Googled & printed pics of puppies & kittens to decorate her two English module front pages with.

She is busy cutting the pictures out, tongue sticking out the left corner of her mouth...

ahhh that means she's truly concentrating on the task ahead

[rubywillow]

Army Thread 13th January

I've got to go check the Tigger tour and see if there are any pics from the inside of a South Carolina jail today.

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 13th January

Are you going to do your work folder tips ?

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 13th January

tiptronic_ct;789867 wrote: tongue sticking out the left corner of her mouth...

that's sooooooooooo cute.

Rubes, romping at this time of day :shocked:

[stirly-girly]

Army Thread 13th January

:hijacked: Hi again to all. Just read this in Laughing Out Loud forum posted by Hart and had to pass it on in case you hadn't read it:H:H:H Stirly
Abbott and Costello...updated
Read on:

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software..
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on 'START'...... ........

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 13th January

do know I didn't get that one at 1st.

I've just checked and you do. No wonder I can't find my away around

[rubywillow]

Army Thread 13th January

I know no shame, J.C. :jumpin:

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 13th January

rubywillow;789868 wrote: Yes, I'm a frisky little granny

HAve I told you I like older women?

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 13th January

tiptronic_ct;789877 wrote: HAve I told you I like older women?

and I like younger men

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 13th January

down tigger - good boy

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 13th January

Stop, JC!!!

You'll cause a catfight!

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 13th January

Zeppie2;789879 wrote: down tigger - good boy

wave your scissors Zeps

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 13th January

Hehehehe...

I'm just going to take a quick dip in the pool to cool off

[Zeppie2]

Army Thread 13th January

I might just keep these beside me until he settles down Attached files [img]/converted_files/1135223=5451-attachment.jpg[/img]