Army Thread 13th January

[rubywillow]

Army Thread 13th January

She got hit in the nose with a frozen ham at Christmas and laughed about it!!

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 13th January

rubywillow;789911 wrote: She got hit in the nose with a frozen ham at Christmas and laughed about it!!

She can afford to have the last laugh... the pig already lost the game...

[rubywillow]

Army Thread 13th January

She said she'd never met a ham she couldn't handle!

[stirly-girly]

Army Thread 13th January

tiptronic_ct;789910 wrote: and "Cooking Tips" - I prefer to remain UNcooked, thank you very much

:H:H:H:H:H

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 13th January

back in a bit.

Dinner gong just gone

[sunbird]

Army Thread 13th January

stirly-girly;789874 wrote: :hijacked: Hi again to all. Just read this in Laughing Out Loud forum posted by Hart and had to pass it on in case you hadn't read it:H:H:H Stirly
Abbott and Costello...updated
Read on:

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software..
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on 'START'...... ........

:H:H
As Tip knows, this is very nearly me!!!!

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 13th January

Evening, Mrs. SunnyB

Welcome to your time zone. We trust you will enjoy your stay.

As for me: I have no clue where Kaliningrad is, but I guess I'm a better person for knowing it shares GMT+2 with us...

[sunbird]

Army Thread 13th January

Evening to you, Mr Tiptronic master of the mysterious computer and all its workings!

I have just been trying to control incontrollable mirth at tiny Tigger's escapades with headless Barbie and Jonah the "whale". Greenie is really doing a masterful foster Auntie Number!

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 13th January

I haven't laughed out loud like that all by my lonesome in a very long time!!!

In fact, my stomach hurts a little

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 13th January

But alas, I must be off to bed. My work year starts tomorrow, and we have to be up again in a little over 6 hours.

[sunbird]

Army Thread 13th January

Where are Starts and Zeppie?

[sunbird]

Army Thread 13th January

Goodnight Tips....Hope all goes well for you tomorrow!

[ladyjan]

Army Thread 13th January

oh dear
seems I am too late again....!
my world is very wierd at the moment.. !
dunno wot's up and wot's down..
just know it doesn't feel good..
g'night my buddies
:h

[Draggy]

Army Thread 13th January

hey lj
just saw your message, are you ok hun?

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

Army Thread 13th January

Hey guys hows it going?