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    How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

    Hi All
    After a discussion last night in chat on the uses of duct tape I stumbled on the cure for Stopping Drinking. Now all here realize that it hasn't been tested yet but I will let you get in on the ground floor for an investment of only $19.95.
    How I can hear you all now saying can duct tape stop you from drinking.Well we have been looking at this problem from the wrong angle and their lies the answer.We look in wards when in reality it is a physical answer that will solve the problem.
    I am waiting on the patent so don't rip my idea off. This is how it works.

    In the kit I will mail you comes one role of duct tape along with a one foot long 2X4.

    Step one- cut the 2x4 in half
    Step two- place the two sections of 2x4 along the inside and outside of your elbow. [I can see some of you are getting the idea already]
    Step three- take the duct tape and tape the two pieces to your arm. Some would call this a splint. I call it the duct tape 2x4 cure to drinking [still working on the name]

    also included for your $19.95 is a second kit for free in case some of you are ambidextrous.

    It can be worn under formal wear for that special occasion. Yes i tried this AM and you can drive with it on[only automatic cars]
    Their are other wrinkles I have to solve like if two people met wearing my invention and team up they can by pass the unique way it doesn't allow you to drink and pour drinks down each others throat. I feel if in the unlikely event this happens they can take any left over duct tape and just put it over their mouth.
    Well any advice on improving my fail proof invention don't hesitate to let me know with a post and be sure to order them in time for the holidays.

    For those starting out without my aid yes it is hard in the begining. It is the hardest thing I have had to do in my life but so worth it.

    Stay Healthy and Keep Fighting
    AF 5-16-08
    Stay Healthy and Keep Fighting
    AF 5-16-08

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    How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

    Caysea,
    Love the concept, but how do i know you aren't just another shyster out for my hard earned? Where is this duct tape made? Which brand do you use? What are it's properties? Where does the wood come from? Chopping down even more forest's? What's your mission statement? Where are the testimonial's? I'm sorry, but it all sounds too good to be true, for the price. I'll have you know, i'm no fool, but i'll be watching your product with interest.

    'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

    Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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      #3
      How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

      Cay,

      I would have to add one thing to your invention. A stiff rod to duck tape to our backs to keep us from bending over and slurpping straight out of the glass.

      This is the hardest thing I have ever done but it really is soooo worth it. Thanks for the post.
      AF since 7/26/2009




      "There is nothing noble in being superior to other man. The true nobility is being superior to your previous self."--Hindu proverb.

      "Sobriety isn't a landing but rather a journey." anonymous

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        How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

        caysea;797383 wrote:

        [still working on the name]



        How about The Bender Ender
        ?

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          #5
          How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

          Too Funny!! Thanks for the visuals...
          J
          Jenn
          "I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk."
          Leonard Cohen

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            #6
            How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

            Woundja get splinters or does the 2x4 come already sanded and painted?
            Developing an Attitude of Gratitude

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              #7
              How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

              tawnyfrog;797393 wrote: How about The Bender Ender?
              LMAO :H
              :flower: I'm not as good as I'm gonna get, but I'm better than I used to be.

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                #8
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                :H:H

                great stuff Caysea!
                Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                  #9
                  How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

                  I'm available to add a lovely custom finish to any of caysea's 2X4s - faux tortoise shell or faux malachite, or maybe a subtle antique gold leaf - very classy! Prices available on request - you may want several to go with different outfits.
                  ​​Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind ~ Bob Marley ~ Redemption Song

                  AUGUST 9, 2009

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                    #10
                    How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

                    :H The Bender Ender! :H Love this idea, Cay! When does the research study begin?

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                      #11
                      How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

                      where were you when i wasted THOUSANDS???? all i needed was the bender ender....LOL
                      Forever loved, forever missed Papa Bear

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                        #12
                        How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

                        Caysea, is the kit available with an extra piece of duct tape?
                        I fear I may need a large square to place over my gob to aid the bender ender splints in their admirable job.
                        Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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                          #13
                          How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

                          ok cay where my share .. too funny budy
                          :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
                          best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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                            Caysea,

                            I really think you ought to consider Gorilla Tape instead of Duct Tape.

                            Then, once in place, they can't be taken off!! (Or at least, no one would want to.)

                            Duct Tape Reviews - Gorilla Tape Compared with Scotch and Duct Tape - Popular Mechanics

                            I love the idea and I would definitely use Tawny's name. Good name, Tawny!!

                            Cindi
                            AF April 9, 2016

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                              #15
                              How To Stop Drinking Using Duct Tape

                              LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too Funny!

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