After a discussion last night in chat on the uses of duct tape I stumbled on the cure for Stopping Drinking. Now all here realize that it hasn't been tested yet but I will let you get in on the ground floor for an investment of only $19.95.
How I can hear you all now saying can duct tape stop you from drinking.Well we have been looking at this problem from the wrong angle and their lies the answer.We look in wards when in reality it is a physical answer that will solve the problem.
I am waiting on the patent so don't rip my idea off. This is how it works.
In the kit I will mail you comes one role of duct tape along with a one foot long 2X4.
Step one- cut the 2x4 in half
Step two- place the two sections of 2x4 along the inside and outside of your elbow. [I can see some of you are getting the idea already]
Step three- take the duct tape and tape the two pieces to your arm. Some would call this a splint. I call it the duct tape 2x4 cure to drinking [still working on the name]
also included for your $19.95 is a second kit for free in case some of you are ambidextrous.
It can be worn under formal wear for that special occasion. Yes i tried this AM and you can drive with it on[only automatic cars]
Their are other wrinkles I have to solve like if two people met wearing my invention and team up they can by pass the unique way it doesn't allow you to drink and pour drinks down each others throat. I feel if in the unlikely event this happens they can take any left over duct tape and just put it over their mouth.
Well any advice on improving my fail proof invention don't hesitate to let me know with a post and be sure to order them in time for the holidays.
For those starting out without my aid yes it is hard in the begining. It is the hardest thing I have had to do in my life but so worth it.
Stay Healthy and Keep Fighting
AF 5-16-08
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