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    #526
    THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

    happy St Patricks day Tip!

    Oh aspy, cant be far off now! 2 new babies in your family at once! How neat! A couple of my nieces and nephews have managed to have their babies wihtin months of each other and at they age of 2-3 they are discovering the meaning of the word "cousin". Its is very cute.

    Hope youse guys cricketers have brought their woolies over ........ 15 degrees here to day with heavy rain and howling southerlies. Really tropical.
    Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

    Harriet Beecher Stowe

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      #527
      THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

      Well - there goes the 4000th. Let the celebrations begin!!!!!!

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        #528
        THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

        Happy 4,000th post G!
        Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

        Harriet Beecher Stowe

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          #529
          THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

          Miss Behaving;823268 wrote:
          Hope youse guys cricketers have brought their woolies over ........ 15 degrees here to day with heavy rain and howling southerlies.
          Speaking of cricket ...

          Wiremu, a New Zealander, landed at Heathrow to watch the All Blacks and was not feeling very well so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dont feel so good, ey" said Wiremu

          The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu he had prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal. "No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion,ey"

          The second Pommy doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.

          Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.

          Wiremu was devastated but, with only hours to go before the All Blacks opening game he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

          The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu, you have prostate sukness ey".

          "What's the cure thin doc ey?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer.

          "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your
          balls."

          "Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Pommy bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"

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            #530
            THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

            gratz mrG. #4000...

            lol@horny and the kiwi joke.
            AF since 10/26/2009

            It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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              #531
              THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

              btw, when you renamed i thought of this performer. (hope this is the right one, cant see it at work)

              Miss Behave - Still misbehaving - Mistress of Ceremonies

              hopefully sword swollowing etc.
              AF since 10/26/2009

              It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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                #532
                THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

                Well good morning folk.
                Is it cricket season then ?:H
                Now Mr G....I'm going to need confimation as soon as that girl phones. No matter how disgusted Froglet is :H
                I was inspired by your progress G string, and consequently, due to some rather overt flirtation via Facebook last night, I am pleased to report a social liason of my own pending this Saturday night.
                I have nothing to wear
                What a loved up thread. Babies, dates, kittens.....it's enought to make Tawny yack up :H
                Have a great day all.
                If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                  #533
                  THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

                  Ohh Bridge, tell more?

                  Is he a greek with a hairy back?

                  Spam xx

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                    #534
                    THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

                    No but he does have George Clooney - esque hair.:H
                    Right I'm defo going now.
                    If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                    Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                      #535
                      THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

                      Uh oh ... hey Spam ... you know how GCH has a wife in Thailand and another in Perth? Does he have any NSW visits planned next Saturday? Just askin'.

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                        #536
                        THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

                        Sheepish;814056 wrote: Hi Underoos!
                        Happy March and stuff.
                        Most boring post. Ever.
                        Carry on
                        -Sheep
                        I accept with information: KB - The reason we hate cockies is 'cos we are Poms and in Pommieland they are only associated with dirty houses.
                        xeno-tactic-2

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                          #537
                          THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

                          Bye bye little spamster.

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                            #538
                            THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

                            aspman;823328 wrote:

                            lol@horny and the kiwi joke.
                            I laughed too .... but much more likely to be a Bruce or a Doug than a Wiremu. Cricket here almost exclusively pakeha sport by my observation
                            Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn

                            Harriet Beecher Stowe

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                              #539
                              THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

                              OK! Who's been putting thier white shirts in my ironing pile. These ones definately don't belong it GCH and he doesn't wear 15 white shirts in a week...

                              Mr.G, Aspy, Reggie???

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                                #540
                                THE NEXT DAY THREAD, March

                                Spam - you might look in the general direction of the Sweaty One - she seems to have the biggest "thing" about white shirts.

                                So - I have a funny to report. One of my Yank mates from here emailed me saying she'd wanted to learn more about Aussie food so she bought a jar of Marmite, put some on toast and hated it. Of course I immediately wrote back abusing her for buying the Pommie version of Vegemite. I did however suggest that if she hated Marmite I don't think she'd like Vegemite either so basically she'd done her dough. I got another email a few hours later saying something along the lines of "I've just checked the Net some more about Vegemite and apparently I was supposed to put butter on the toast first".

                                And they think we're funny ...

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