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[Wattle]

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Yo Kate

I've been thinking about the Melbourne Cup... I reckon we'd have one hell-ova-hoot.... Kanga, Big Kev & his chickie babe and of course Tawnie.... you've gotta be there Tawnie... We sheilas could work on Big Kev's chick and get her onside... Whatta all reckon...

Tawnie.. be it in... Don't go... I heard it's snowing in Barbados this time of the year anyways...


Wattle

[tawnyfrog]

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But Wattle ... even snowing, it would have been good. There's the famous bob-sled team! I feel so not cool, runnin' back home.

I don't want to go anywhere with Kev. I think he suffers from perpetual dysphoria.

Damn. 3 weeks ... all down the tube

[TheKanga]

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Or............

is it Tawn?

Gulp....................

[Wattle]

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Oh Geez

hahahahah.... Sorry about Kev's condition... no-one told me... I'm new here... Now I understand... If I were you.. ring the Australian Embassy explain Big Kev's condition and your situation (get them to issue an interim passport) and get the heck outta here.... Kate & I'll keep the nod on everything and let you know when it is safe to return..

Geez sorry mate.... Happy Holiday

Wattle

[tawnyfrog]

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Look Kanga ... I'm a bit stressed right now ... so

what exactly is your question? Can you do precise?

[TheKanga]

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A beauty stood on a balcony high,
Sneezed and lost her blue glass eye.
A young man walking down The Strand
Caught the flashing eye-ball one hand.
Invited up to receive her thanks
He drooled on her features, figure, flanks.
While dining on champagne and chicken
These strangers felt their heart beats quicken,
Gazed into each others eyes, imperfections indiscernible,
Including the eye-ball that proved to be returnable.
Over croissants and coffee in the morning
The young man felt suspicion dawning,
Said, "Would you do this for just any passer-by?"
"Oh no!" she said, "He'd have to catch my eye".

[tawnyfrog]

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So, I take it you don't do precise?

[TheKanga]

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You are absolutely accurate and it is categorically definately clear-cut that I explicitly and stringently uncompromisingly DO NOT exactly do precise.

[tawnyfrog]

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Could you elaborate?

[Helensback]

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yeah....

Go on, Kanga man.

Flesh it out a bit.

We'll wait

[TheKanga]

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Why...

my dears, of course I'll bloody elaborate...if you couldn't get it the first time.

I could add detail, amplify, bedeck, clarify, comment, complicate, deck, decorate, develop, devise, discuss, embellish, enhance, enlarge, evolve, expatiate, explain, expound, flesh out, garnish, improve, interpret, ornament, particularize, polish, produce, refine, specify, unfold, work out it all for you............I am not an absolute, accurate, actual, categorical, circumscribed, clear-cut, correct, decisive, definite, determinate, explicit, express, fixed individual, limited, literal, narrow, particular, proper, restricted, rigid, rigorous, specific, strict, stringent, unequivocal, very, well-defined person.

It's as simple as that.....................

Now don't you get bloody crabby Tawn........and Helen if anythin' needs explained just shout out.

[Helensback]

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Phew

Okay

I'm tired now.

G'night.

Helen

[TheKanga]

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Tawn...............

How are you?

[fsophiah]

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Well. That's a first.

[tawnyfrog]

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Kanga,

I'm fine. Thanks. Brevity is good.

Tawny