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[Wattle]

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Hi Kanga....

I reckon there's a couple trying to cut your grass here...

Time for a new pitch me thinks...

Wattle

[Guest]

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melvin

Dear Mr. Fan,

May I comment? Thankyou in advance!

Yes, you are obviously of the same sensitive nature as Mr. Kanga and myself. And yes, I also could spend hours lost in the joy of the written word, and such wondrous words indeed!

Although we sensitive types are small in number, we are large in...um...essence!

Yours,

Melvin.

[TheKanga]

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Too bloody right Wattle..........

Here's another one............

Ode to A Grasscutter

Mayeth your chookeths
Turn into Emueths
And Kick youreth
Schithouseth downeth
(k k kanga)

[TheKanga]

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Yes........

Exactly.............................

[TheKanga]

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Yup........

I have a tendency to change messages...................apparently

[tawnyfrog]

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The K,

Gotta tell you, I'm floating around in a blissful state ...

[TheKanga]

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TAWNEEEEEE :blush: :flower:

[tawnyfrog]

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And Melvin

... aren't you just a tad too obsequious?

Where are your goolies?

Are you good at housekeeping? Do you empty the trash? So many questions but no place to ask.

[TheKanga]

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Tawn....love,

Be nice to the nice man love. I'm sure Melvin can do all of that and more...........why I bet he can even wrestle a croc blindfolded and with tight speedos on.......an' that's just the croc.

[tawnyfrog]

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Awwww - I don't know ...

There's nice, and there's nice.

He just seems a bit lame ... very erudite but not much intestinal fortitude ... Just a feeling ...

[Guest]

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GIRL FIGHT! GIRL FIGHT! GIRL FIGHT!

[tawnyfrog]

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Sorry Kate,

I'd hate to see you get tied up with a twit. Don't you find him a bit twee?

That's all. Just looking out for you.

[TheKanga]

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Well, Kate love,

I'm afraid yer mate, Tawn, has been blinded by perfection.......she cannot see that Melvin is but a man.......okay, he's not The Kanga....but he is just a man ...for a' that.

[tawnyfrog]

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Kate,

I can't - and never will - speak for The Kanga. He and Melvin seem to have bonded somewhat.

But dont you find Melvin just a little Uriah Heepish?

Your best friend,
T.

[TheKanga]

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Tawn..........

I was gonna ask Melvin to be Best Man!

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