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[Guitarista]

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byebyebridgetjones;849952 wrote: Just a little flu thingo Mr G...I've got it on the run....

Grinder .....
Grinder......
where art thou Grinder ?

Maarvellous.....;-)

That is all.

[K9Lover]

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OMG at the Better Marriage Blanket!!! LOL
No spouse to use that on, but I do have a rootin-tootin' little pooch...hmmm, I may look into that. HA

[Guitarista]

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Hi K9, good to see you, and welcome.
Err, i'm rootin for ya!
You shower with us later?

Hope all's well.

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tawnyfrog;849898 wrote: I'm up Spammy - nighters Tip.

And just to start your day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw[/video]]YouTube - Better Marriage Blanket

"makes a great anniversary present, just three easy payments of 39.95"

Fast forward to KTAB handing present to Mrs. KTAB......

:help! ray: :xxx: :surrender:

[Guitarista]

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KTAB;849968 wrote: "makes a great anniversary present, just three easy payments of 39.95"

Fast forward to KTAB handing present to Mrs. KTAB......

:help! ray: :xxx: :surrender:

:H

That really is all. Be well everyone!

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Guitarista;849961 wrote: You shower with us later?

Look mate. You're clueless.
We organise a great looking American girly to turn up on the thread ..........and what do you do ?????
ASK HER TO SHOWER NIGHT......

I think I'm going to have to coach you one on one mate.

[tawnyfrog]

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I'm wonderin if we could get a license to become the Antipodean distributor of the Better Marriage Blanket. Would be great for our stall.

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byebyebridgetjones;849982 wrote: Look mate. You're clueless.
We organise a great looking American girly to turn up on the thread ..........and what do you do ?????
ASK HER TO SHOWER NIGHT......

I think I'm going to have to coach you one on one mate.

Agree Bridge some guys just have no finesse. Sorry Mr G you really need to treat these gals like a special lady...will ya shower with me? does that ever work?

[JACQRABBIT]

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tawnyfrog;849898 wrote: I'm up Spammy - nighters Tip.

And just to start your day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM4eJ38S7Hw[/video]]YouTube - Better Marriage Blanket

Good morning everybody,

And happy happy Friday.

That fancy blanket wouldn't work really cos Isn't the idea that when you fart in bed you subtly turn over adjusting the doona just enough that it 'waft's' out the stink, then you quietly chuckle till your wife notices and declares you a 'dirty b***tard.
Well that's how it works in my bed anyway.

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As opposed to the grabbing duvet and sticking it over your partners head, declaring 'git a load of that' form of courting then Jacq?

[K9Lover]

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What is all this shower business and why am I so intrigued?

[JACQRABBIT]

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KTAB;849991 wrote: As opposed to the grabbing duvet and sticking it over your partners head, declaring 'git a load of that' form of courting then Jacq?

We really are sick in my house,
we grade the farts on content, sound, length, aroma ect.

One that really sticks in my mind,
my husband and I were camping and he was letting them rip,
they were bringing tears to my eyes and in a tent there's just no where to hide

[byebyebridgetjones]

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KTAB;849987 wrote: Agree Bridge some guys just have no finesse. Sorry Mr G you really need to treat these gals like a special lady...will ya shower with me? does that ever work?

What would you know fart boy ? :H:H:H

[byebyebridgetjones]

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K9Lover;849998 wrote: What is all this shower business and why am I so intrigued?

K9, you are cordially invited to join us in the cyber shower room for communal ablutions.
This prestigious event occurs every Friday night on this channel, and involves mass depilitation, exfoliation and the occasional plucking/shaving experience.
Mr G would love the pleasure of your company.

[JACQRABBIT]

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byebyebridgetjones;850081 wrote: K9, you are cordially invited to join us in the cyber shower room for communal ablutions.
This prestigious event occurs every Friday night on this channel, and involves mass depilitation, exfoliation and the occasional plucking/shaving experience.
Mr G would love the pleasure of your company.

Ah...that explains alot
my 1st experience on this thread was last Friday nite and I had no idea what was going on but I liked it and have been back every nite since.

Does that mean I'm a dirty girl or a bit pervey or what.