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[Sheepish]

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I am Shefuckeep-
say it like you have the hiccups.
-StV

[tiptronic_ct]

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I ate 5 fucking loin chops for dinner last night.

[tiptronic_ct]

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Now I feel fucking guilty about it...

[one2many]

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STUPID fucking UGLy neighbour stood by and fucking watched as her son beat up on mine and busted his fucking nose. Her son is fucking twice his size...I am so fucking angry now I could spit but I won't fucking smoke.

Fucking inbred pox ridden bitch.....

Sorry HAD to vent.

[wannachange]

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My fucking turn now... that conference today what a waste of my fucking precious time that was. I might as well have spent my time wanking against the window. It would have been more productive.

[tiptronic_ct]

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Fucking cow.

Bloody well done for not ripping into her good and proper.

[IAD]

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Catch....sorry you went through this. In the states their more liberal about meetings. Plus their are so many AA meetings in the area at different times. (Have a Catolog....Ha!) I realize that you all have socialized medicine.....it makes everything so tough. We are in the fight of our lives to keep that sort of thing out of this country.......the new president is a socialist ( even though he says he isn't ! ).....I can go on, but I'll only get mad. Sorry for your trouble Catch ! IAD

[tiptronic_ct]

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wannachange;857315 wrote: I might as well have spent my time wanking against the window.

As opposed to fucking where???

***Potential Failbook WIN***

[wannachange]

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Oh I don't tip, not feeling very sociable tonight - let it go.

[tiptronic_ct]

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wannachange;857324 wrote: Oh I don't tip, not feeling very sociable tonight - let it go.

:H:H:H

The eldest cub just came into the study to find out why I'm laughing so hard...
Fuck, you're funny...

[sunshine_gg]

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spuddleduck;857081 wrote: ooh that felt good... SPUDDLEFUCK SPUDDLEFUCK SPUDDLEFUCK... QUACK FUCKING QUACK

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Too fuckin funny. All 'o yis.

[tlrgs]

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did someone say FUCK ... glad you are doing better now catch hang in there

[Chillgirl]

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"Fuck" can be used as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, conjunction, interjection, noun and pronoun, and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence (e.g., "Fuck the fucking fuckers"). Moreover, it is one of the few words in the English language which could be applied as an infix (e.g., "Am I sexy? Absofuckinglutely!"; "Bullfuckingshit!"). It has various metaphorical meanings. The verb "to be fucked" can mean "to be cheated" (e.g., "I got fucked by a scam artist"), or alternatively, to be sexually penetrated. As a noun "a fuck" or "a fucker" may describe a contemptible person. "A fuck" may mean an act of copulation. The word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to fuck may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including fuck off, fuck up, and fuck with. In less explicit usages (but still regarded as vulgar), fuck or fuck with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as "don't give a fuck", the word is the equivalent of "damn", in the sense of something having little value. In "what the fuck", it serves merely as an intensive. If something is very abnormal or annoying "this is fucked up" may be said.

[wannachange]

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^^ OMFG!

[rubywillow]

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Damned if my tenants haven't caused a cluster fuck!!