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    #91
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    I cannot describe how I wish you could understand the piece below, written in my home language about our favourite word on this thread... It is beautifully written...

    DIE UNIEKE AFRIKAANSE "FOK"
    Een van die interessantste, kleurvolste woorde in Afrikaans, is die
    leenwoord fok en sy familie. Dis 'n towerwoord wat, bloot deur sy
    klank, vreugde of pyn, liefde of haat, ontdekking of frustrasie kan
    weergee.
    Fok is een van die min woorde wat die funksie van byna alle woordsoorte
    kan vervul.
    Dit word as oorganklike werkwoord gebruik (Fok die hele spul), en as
    onoorganklike werkwoord (Aag fok), as bevel (Fok dit!), in die
    bedrywende vorm (Dit het my gefok), sowel as die lydende vorm (Nou is
    jy gefok), as die hoofelement in 'n hele reeks skeibare werkwoorde
    (aanfok, opfok, uitfok, toefok, voortfok, byfok, agteroorfok,
    agternafok), ens of as stam van 'n werkwoord (Nou het jy die hele
    ding befok).

    As abstrakte selfstandige naamwoord (Ek gee nie 'n fok om nie), of as
    persoonsnaam (Het jy gesien wat die fokker probeer doen?), as
    nabepaling by 'n vraagwoord (Hoe de fok, wie de fok, hoekom de fok,
    wanneer de fok, ens.), as byvoeglike naamwoord (Waar moet ek die fokken
    tyd vandaan kry?), as bywoord (Dis nou 'n fokken mooi grap), en as
    uitroep (O fok!).

    Selfs ook as invoegsel (Onge-fokken-looflik). Dit kan ook in homself
    ingevoeg word (Nou is jy be-fokken-fok).

    Hierdie Afrikaanse woord kan gebruik word om wyd uiteenlopende
    situasies te beskryf:
    Verrassing: Hoe de fok gaan dit met jou?
    Bedrog: Die motorhawe het my befok.
    Ontsteltenis: Ag fokkit!
    Moeilikheid: Nou is ek in my moer in gefok.
    Aggressie: Fok jou!
    Moedeloosheid: Hoe de fok moet ek dit regkry?
    Walging: Fok my!
    Wanbegrip: Ek fokken verstaan nie.
    Inkompetensie: Hy fok alles op.
    Gesag: Wat de fok dink jy doen jy?
    Verdwaal: Nou weet ek not 'n fok waar ek is nie.
    Oortuiging: Onge-fokken-twyfeld.

    Dit kan horlosietyd beskryf (Presies half-fokken-vyf), of omstandighede
    (Hoe het ek in hierdie fokken job beland?), of persone (Jan Fokken
    Smuts), of dinge (Kyk hoe lyk jou fokken skoene!), of plekke (Tot in
    fokken Durban), of dit kan die siel van 'n uitnodiging wees wat van
    hartlikheid drup (Fok u!).

    Fok is in Afrikaans onge-fokken-ewenaard!
    I'll do whatever it takes
    AF 21/08/2009

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      #92
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      FallenAngel;857172 wrote: hope you don't fuckin mind that I used this thread to get my post count off of the dreaded "666" :devil:
      there my girl so now come back to the FUCKING LIGHT ..
      :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
      best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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        #93
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        Spuddlefuck! :H

        Oh, Mama bear, not only are you a beautiful, bewdiful person, you're also fuckin hot!
        Oh my fucking Godfather, too much beauty everywhere!

        :h

        'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

        Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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          #94
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          :H:H:H:It is not fucking easy to explain to my friends why this is so fucking funny, but my cheeks are wet and they hurt from laughing (the ones on my face!!!) :h:h:h: Thanks, everyone!
          "Wherever you are is the entry point." --Kabir

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            Fuck a duck you guys are so fucking funny!! thanks for a great fucking laugh!! Sorry the NHS fucked with you Catch. The Fuckwads. Sure hope you feel better tomorrow.

            New name when we get banned: Papfuckingmom3
            New Birthday: May 8, 2010

            "Because dwelling from, not upon, the space you want to inherit is the fastest way to change absolutely everything."[/i]-The Universe

            KO the Beast!!

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              #96
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              Here's something to Listen to. So fucking funny!
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DuEdcxjzyE[/video]]YouTube - The Schitt Family aka The Shit Family
              :beach: life does change as long as you are willing to change yourself ..
              best thing about the future it comes one day at a time..

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                Sky;857971 wrote: OMG!

                FUCK THE FROG! REPEAT X 100000000000000
                Thank fuck our frog is a clever frog


                I'll do whatever it takes
                AF 21/08/2009

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                  SMACK!
                  Alcohol is poison to my life - AF 04 January 2010

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                    Sky,
                    Get some sleep.

                    'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                    Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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                      Sky;857996 wrote: This total bitch wrecked my life.
                      That is not true, and is shifting responsibility from yourself, to another person. We choose who we let into our lives, and it's up to us how we respond to situations.
                      You have to leave it alone, and move on from this thinking Sky. Surely there are far more interesting thing's you could be doing. Alcohol will make us dwell on the past, and keep us fixed there. We've got to get the poison out of our system.
                      Try to drink some water, and get some sleep will you.

                      Goodnight.

                      'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                      Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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                        OOh swearing. How could I have got to my 40's and still have a little frisson when I see FUCK written down??
                        Proud to be SLIGHTLY SLOVENLY.:wavin:


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                          I'm a bit like that myself, Betty. Funny, isn't it.
                          BeHappy

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                            I return from vacation to find a fuck thread in GENERAL!!! How fucking delightful!
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                            Thoughts become things..... choose the good ones. ~TUT

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                              Well, fuck me. Look who decided to grace these boards with her fucking presence.

                              Welcome back, Greenarse
                              I'll do whatever it takes
                              AF 21/08/2009

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                                The best Fucking Sunday morning I have spent reading these fucking hilarious posts :H:H:H:H:H
                                Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.

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