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    In know! This is even better than the bitch thread. Fuck ALCOHOL!!

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      My fucking massage was great. I'm considering credit card debt so I can do it more often.

      Om-m-m-m........
      "Remember, you are responsible for creating your life by every thought, action, choice. Choose well." Oprah Winfrey

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        Juja;1251818 wrote: My fucking massage was great. I'm considering credit card debt so I can do it more often.

        Om-m-m-m........
        Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yeah! just about got me talked into one
        Living on Planet Sober since 05/02/11




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          Juja;1251818 wrote: My fucking massage was great. I'm considering credit card debt so I can do it more often.
          You mean the massage? I've been thinking about one since you started talking about it. I haven't had one in five years or so, and I can't afford one. The financially responsible part of my brain wants to say, "Fuck you!" My ache-filled, stiff body wants to worship your wisdom.

          I have an appointment on Tuesday.
          Ginger



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            GingerDust;1251823 wrote: You mean the massage? I've been thinking about one since you started talking about it. I haven't had one in five years or so, and I can't afford one. The financially responsible part of my brain wants to say, "Fuck you!" My ache-filled, stiff body wants to worship your wisdom.

            I have an appointment on Tuesday.
            Go, fucking, go, Ginger!!!

            Nelz, get a fucking massage--no 30 minute deal, either. I went for a 90 minute relaxation session. I can't believe I can type. I've got to go...too much thinking required here.
            "Remember, you are responsible for creating your life by every thought, action, choice. Choose well." Oprah Winfrey

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              FUCK YOU ! (feel better)
              Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                techie;1251832 wrote: FUCK YOU ! (feel better)
                Uh oh, why do I feel insulted? Is this where the bad sex has gone on too long?
                "Remember, you are responsible for creating your life by every thought, action, choice. Choose well." Oprah Winfrey

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                  I fucking love this thread! Thanks fuckers for giving me a fucking good laugh :H
                  You were born with wings, why prefer to crawl through life? Rumi

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                    Im feeling FUCKED, too fucking hot here way too fucking hot. Me to fucking bitch in 10seconds today
                    AF free 1st December 2013 - 1st December 2022 - 9 years of freedom

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                      I fucking HATE days that just drag the fuck aloooooonnnnnngg and don't just fucking goooo quickly!

                      Days like today make you feel like a massage right? Oh, we've done that theme haven't we......... LOL
                      It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                      Mother Theresa

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                        available;1252739 wrote: Im feeling FUCKED, too fucking hot here way too fucking hot. Me to fucking bitch in 10seconds today
                        :H:H:H


                        Why the fuck do women get to use that exuse all the time, us guys get hot too! LOL
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                          Nelz;1253342 wrote: :H:H:H


                          Why the fuck do women get to use that exuse all the time, us guys get hot too! LOL
                          Oh poor fucking you. When you can crank out babies...............get back to us.
                          Psalms 119:45


                          ?Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.?

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                            You know what really fucking pisses me off?

                            When you've spent hours cleaning the house, 2 male members of the family stroll in and 'make themselves a little something to eat' and you can start all over again. Well, in the kitchen, at least.

                            FUCK!
                            Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

                            Winning since October 24th, 2013

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                              GG I told you to paint it fucking orange. That would have kept them shaking at the door.
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                                You know what fucking pisses me off?

                                When today is the day you have to drop your brand new convertible off for repairs to the roof :upset: and leave it there for 2 days then walk 1 hour to work. I don't really mind the walk and do it often, but the treck home this afternoon may be a bit uncomfortable because it's gonna be a stinker here today. I mention that it might be pretty awful walking home and the guy I'm sharing my life with (and have done for ages) and who I am soooo fucking nice to all the time no matter what says "oh well"..... Where was the "oh honey, if it's horrible this afternoon I'll swing by and get you...." Even if the thought pops into his tiny brain - I'll be walking NO MATTER WHAT!!!

                                Oh, sorry, should have realised - he's HOT TOO!!!! Nelzie!

                                FUCK!!!!! :h
                                It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                                Mother Theresa

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