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    Wally22;1253562 wrote: GG I told you to paint it fucking orange. That would have kept them shaking at the door.
    :H You're right. That'll fucking learn me.

    nicelife;1253575 wrote:
    You know what fucking pisses me off?

    When today is the day you have to drop your brand new convertible off for repairs to the roof :upset: and leave it there for 2 days then walk 1 hour to work. I don't really mind the walk and do it often, but the treck home this afternoon may be a bit uncomfortable because it's gonna be a stinker here today. I mention that it might be pretty awful walking home and the guy I'm sharing my life with (and have done for ages) and who I am soooo fucking nice to all the time no matter what says "oh well"..... Where was the "oh honey, if it's horrible this afternoon I'll swing by and get you...." Even if the thought pops into his tiny brain - I'll be walking NO MATTER WHAT!!!

    Oh, sorry, should have realised - he's HOT TOO!!!! Nelzie!

    FUCK!!!!! :h
    :bat: Lemme have a go at him!!!!
    Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

    Winning since October 24th, 2013

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      nicelife;1253575 wrote:

      .....who I am soooo fucking nice to all the time no matter what says "oh well"..... Where was the "oh honey, if it's horrible this afternoon I'll swing by and get you...." Even if the thought pops into his tiny brain - I'll be walking NO MATTER WHAT!!!

      FUCK!!!!! :h
      Don't even get me fucking started....
      "Remember, you are responsible for creating your life by every thought, action, choice. Choose well." Oprah Winfrey

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        Holio fuck. Look what I started. I bet Nelz has run for fucking cover.:H
        Psalms 119:45


        ?Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.?

        St. Francis of Assisi



        I'm not perfect, never will be, but better than I was and not as good as I'm going to be.

        :rays:

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          He can run, BUT he can't hide!!

          Nah, I lurv Nelzie - he's safe. The other fucker wants to take cover 'cos my blow torch is alight!!!!

          LOL - ain't life grand folks???? Sure is...... really, truly. XO
          It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
          Mother Theresa

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            Nicey forgot to say fu uck
            Nicey forgot to say fu uck

            You're gonna get it!
            Wally22:confusedmonkey::confusedmonkey::confusedmo nkey:
            If I don't want to brag but I can still wear the earings I wore in highschool
            November 2, 2012

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              RingingCedars;1253665 wrote: Holio fuck. Look what I started. I bet Nelz has run for fucking cover.:H

              Pffffft, run for cover......I think not............(I got on the bike and was bangin it off the red line)......Nelz runs from NOBODY.....(except crazy ladies) LMAO

              nicelife;1253667 wrote:
              He can run, BUT he can't hide!!

              Nah, I lurv Nelzie - he's safe. The other fucker wants to take cover 'cos my blow torch is alight!!!!

              LOL - ain't life grand folks???? Sure is...... really, truly. XO
              OMFG a blow torch.....You've been watching waaaaaaayyyy too much fuckin Sons of Anarchy........he hee

              You gals make me el oh el
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                If a person drives a moped, that's fine. You really should wear a helmet though. And since it takes 15 minutes for you to go from 0 to 30 mph, you might want to

                stay the fuck out of the middle of the lane so we can pass your ass!!!

                Nelz I'm not talking about you, I know that's not a moped.
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                  Thanks Greeneyes, now I have to go change my fucking pyjamas.
                  Wally22:confusedmonkey::confusedmonkey::confusedmo nkey:
                  If I don't want to brag but I can still wear the earings I wore in highschool
                  November 2, 2012

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                    greeneyes;1253690 wrote: If a person drives a moped, that's fine. You really should wear a helmet though. And since it takes 15 minutes for you to go from 0 to 30 mph, you might want to

                    stay the fuck out of the middle of the lane so we can pass your ass!!!

                    Nelz I'm not talking about you, I know that's not a moped.

                    Try getting behind a farmer on a fucking tractor, who will not
                    pull over to let others pass! Arrogant fuckers. I'll probably encounter one today..... I've been known to pass on a double line numerous times. DH, aka Mr. Safety, freaks out. Adds to the thrill.:H
                    "Remember, you are responsible for creating your life by every thought, action, choice. Choose well." Oprah Winfrey

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                      OKAY DIDN't think I would but.....

                      FUCK CRAZY FAMILY MEMBERS....FUCK CRAZY BOSSES......FUCK DIET FOOD.....FUCK GETTING OLD..... FUCK NASTY PEOPLE.....AND FUCK THE WHOLE CRAPPY POLITICAL BULLSHIT THAT HAS FUCKED THE WORLD INTO A HATEFUL, SPITEFUL, PILE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!



                      AHH FEELING BETTER NOW


                      OH AND FUCK HOT FLASHES!!!'!!!!!! I NEED A FAN!

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                        Good for you, Georgie. Fuck 'em all (but not the fan).

                        Greenie... I thought we get double points for mopeds, no?
                        Juja... I hear ya on the fucking tractors! Unfortunately they're bigger than me and have questionable cargo at times, so I tend to yield :H
                        Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

                        Winning since October 24th, 2013

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                          “By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.” Socrates
                          ?Be who you are and say what you feel because
                          those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.?
                          Dr. Seuss

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                            IAD;1254393 wrote:

                            ?By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...and that is a good thing for any man.? Socrates



                            WTF?????
                            "Remember, you are responsible for creating your life by every thought, action, choice. Choose well." Oprah Winfrey

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                              I KNOW!!!! he forgot to say fuck!!!!!
                              Wally22:confusedmonkey::confusedmonkey::confusedmo nkey:
                              If I don't want to brag but I can still wear the earings I wore in highschool
                              November 2, 2012

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                                You all cus like a bunch of fucking sailors
                                Living on Planet Sober since 05/02/11




                                DAREDEVIL COOKIE MONSTER

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