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[kuya]

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CanToo;1414785 wrote: oke: KY

Teehee

You are soooooo childish! LOLOLOLOL

[mollyka]

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Byrdlady;1414732 wrote: :H:H:H THAT'S just what we did!!!! CHINESE TAKE OUT!!!! NO FECKING DRINKING HERE, DON'T WORRY!! (we fecking paid, too)

Laughin my fucking head off at this Byrdy!! I have a barking mad alcoholic SIL who's party piece was to ask us to dinner every time she got truly drunk. Like feckin eejits we'd arrive and she'd be in a coma. We'd order take-out (and pay - for us and her shagging family) when she'd wake up she used to eat the fucking heads off us for what we'd ordered ---- the left-overs weren't things she fucking liked:H
Haven't been there for a while

[CanToo]

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Ahhh. FUCK FUCK FUCK

[NoraC]

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Here you go Nurdl - now fucking let it out. :H

[nurdl]

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Thanks Nora.
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit fuck damn hell fuck!
fuck

fuck

better

[NoraC]

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nurdl;1417554 wrote: Thanks Nora.
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit fuck damn hell fuck!
fuck

fuck

better

Glad I could help. :H:H:H

[RingingCedars]

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:mad-door:Fucking frankenfood store displays. Fucking television commercials. Fucking hohoho. Fucking mini Reeces Peanut Butter cups! BAM!! :boxer:

[Nelz]

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Well....................fuck me runnin' good to see this little "steam venter" has a new life

[Juja]

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I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF EVERYTHING.

I'M TIRED OF LOOKING LIKE A FLAKE AT WORK, DUE TO WHAT THE EVERY FUCK REASON--MENOPAUSE, TWO FUCKING MAJOR DEPRESSIONS THAT REQUIRED HOSPITALIZATION IN THE PAST 15 YEARS, AND/OR COMCOMINTANT MEDICATIONS. I WAS NEVER A FLAKE. I AM EMBARRASSED, AND CRUSHED BY MY INABILITY TO PROCESS NEW INFO.

I'M FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF WORRYING ABOUT MY ELDERLY PARENTS AND AUNT, WHEN NONE OF MY 3 SIBLINGS WORRIES, OR DOES ANYTHING FOR THEM.

I'M RETIRED. THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST FUCKING YEARS OF MY LIFE! WHAT A FUCKING JOKE.

HAVE I DONE ANYTHING FOR FUCKING ME? NO!!! NOT A GODDAMN THING EXCEPT TO TRY TO STOP DRINKING, SMOKING, WATCH MY FUCKING WEIGHT, AND BE PROFESSIONAL IN MY JOB. I'M FAILING AT EVERY GODDAMN ONE.

LET'S SEE, HOW CAN I FIX MY LIFE:

MEDITATE
EXERCISE
EAT HEALTHLY FOODS
BREATHE
MAINTAIN FRIENDSHIPS

I DON'T HAVE THE FUCKING TIME, AND DON'T TELL ME I DO, UNLESS I GET AT 4 A.M., WHICH I WILL NOT DO.

YES, I'M TIRED, ANGRY AND SHOUTING. SO BE IT.

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING.

[CanToo]

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Ahhhhh, I paid a trainer to make me do 45 burpees today! I fucking hate BURPEES! Nobody should have to do FUCKING BURPEES!

What's a fucking BURPEE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8qcOCy4onU&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]]CrossFit Merrick - Ian & Joe find out why burpees suck! - YouTube

K, I'm over it.

CT

[CanToo]

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Juja,

I'm so fucking sorry. You sound overwhelmed. I so get the menopause brain freeze.

:l

[nicelife]

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AAAAAH.... I missed this thread!!!

I fucking HATE Christmas and everything that goes with it!!! If one more check out chick/bloke says "have a nice CHRISSY" I'll poke their eyes out with their own toes!!!! Today, in response to the "have a nice CHRISSY" I said "Please, don't say that!!! You don't care if I have a nice CHRISSY or not. Once I leave this spot you don't CARE if I have a nice CHRISSY or not. In fact you'll NEVER think of me again.....well, now you might....you might think of me as that crotchety old bag who was tote amaze rude to you for NO reason!!! On CHRISSY day you won't think of me or hope I'm having a nice time!!!!!" She just fucking stared at me.....well, no wonder I guess.

I didn't feel better after I fucking said it either..... I felt FUCKING WORSE!!!!

I don't DO Christmas, or Chrissy..... I fucking HATE IT!!! And can someone please clear the fucking shops so I can get in and out of the place in a reasonable time in a civilised manner????

FOR FUCK SAKE !!!!!

[Juja]

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OH, AND I CAN'T WAIT TIL FUCKING JANUARY. I'M SICK OF ALL THIS CHRISTMAS CRAP BEING SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT.

RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY, MY ASS--CORPORATE HOLDIDAY! GO TARGET, WALMART, AMAZON, EBAY, ETC. GIVE ME AN ORANGE, A BAG OF CHEAP CANDY, AND A CANDLE AT MIDNIGHT CHRISTMAS SERVICE ANYDAY.

BRING ON VALENTINE'S DAY, COSTCO. I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY 2 CARAT DIAMOND RING.

[Nelz]

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/notetoself............Do NOT send Nicey and JuJa those Christmas cards...............:H



Almost forgot.............FOOK!!!

[nurdl]

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Holy Shit take cover. Angry menopausal women who hate fucking Christmas. Just wait until they've had 3 weeks of bad Christmas music every place they go. Sorry gals. I'm not pissed today in any sense of the word but keep this thread around. It's fucking amazing.