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    #856
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    nurdl, Did you get that fucking Barbie car for Christmas?:H:H:H:H:l:l
    "Remember, you are responsible for creating your life by every thought, action, choice. Choose well." Oprah Winfrey

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      #857
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      Fuckin hell ..wish I had seen this bastard thread yesterday..was so fuckin cheesed off,ok now ..but will have the swearin in retrospect..fuck it :H
      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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        #858
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        nicelife;1422629 wrote: AAAAAH.... I missed this thread!!!

        I fucking HATE Christmas and everything that goes with it!!! If one more check out chick/bloke says "have a nice CHRISSY" I'll poke their eyes out with their own toes!!!! Today, in response to the "have a nice CHRISSY" I said "Please, don't say that!!! You don't care if I have a nice CHRISSY or not. Once I leave this spot you don't CARE if I have a nice CHRISSY or not. In fact you'll NEVER think of me again.....well, now you might....you might think of me as that crotchety old bag who was tote amaze rude to you for NO reason!!! On CHRISSY day you won't think of me or hope I'm having a nice time!!!!!" She just fucking stared at me.....well, no wonder I guess.

        I didn't feel better after I fucking said it either..... I felt FUCKING WORSE!!!!

        I don't DO Christmas, or Chrissy..... I fucking HATE IT!!! And can someone please clear the fucking shops so I can get in and out of the place in a reasonable time in a civilised manner????

        FOR FUCK SAKE !!!!!
        Hello my lovely friend:

        Hate to fucking tell you this but your about to be visited by three fucking ghosts

        :l:h
        On My Own Way Out Since May 20, 2012
        *If you think poorly of yourself, you can fail with a clear conscience.
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          #859
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          Nelz;1422631 wrote: /notetoself............Do NOT send Nicey and JuJa those Christmas cards...............:H



          Almost forgot.............FOOK!!!

          Hilarious!!!!!
          Rule your mind or it will rule you. It is from a thought that an action grows. :bat

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            #860
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            Kradle123;1422880 wrote: Hello my lovely friend:

            Hate to fucking tell you this but your about to be visited by three fucking ghosts

            :l:h
            :H:H:H

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              #861
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              Mick;1422862 wrote: Fuckin hell ..wish I had seen this bastard thread yesterday..was so fuckin cheesed off,ok now ..but will have the swearin in retrospect..fuck it :H
              MICHAEL. Wash your mouth out. I shall not believe such tripe spilled forthwith from your once cherubim mouth. Gawd. Awful. You are despicable. Really - uncouth, I say.

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                #862
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                Kradle123;1422880 wrote: Hello my lovely friend:

                Hate to fucking tell you this but your about to be visited by three fucking ghosts

                :l:h
                Hey Kradle,

                Bring it on I say. If they wish me a happy Chrissy I know who will be scared!!

                Have a wonderful fucking Friday everyone - yay!!!!!!
                It is not what we do, but how much love we put into the doing.
                Mother Theresa

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                  #863
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                  Is this Juja or Nicey? LOL!!!

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M044My4S5qA&playnext=1&list=PLCFCF37B751FB 880D&feature=results_video[/video]]Chip's Tips - How to Wrap a Present - YouTube
                  Rule your mind or it will rule you. It is from a thought that an action grows. :bat

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                    #864
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                    Rabsy...that just sounded like my ma............then the bar of soap gets jammed in yer gub :H:H:H
                    af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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                      #865
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                      mollyka;1414831 wrote: Laughin my fucking head off at this Byrdy!! I have a barking mad alcoholic SIL who's party piece was to ask us to dinner every time she got truly drunk. Like feckin eejits we'd arrive and she'd be in a coma. We'd order take-out (and pay - for us and her shagging family) when she'd wake up she used to eat the fucking heads off us for what we'd ordered ---- the left-overs weren't things she fucking liked:H
                      Haven't been there for a while
                      Molls that is a belter..read it 3 times and laffed every time!!! :H:H:H
                      af since the fourth of July 2012...howzat then America..now proudly marching into year 12

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                        #866
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                        Fucking flushers that clog......not fucking fun.
                        Psalms 119:45


                        ?Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.?

                        St. Francis of Assisi



                        I'm not perfect, never will be, but better than I was and not as good as I'm going to be.

                        :rays:

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                          #867
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                          Slaythefear;1423049 wrote: Is this Juja or Nicey? LOL!!!

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M044My4S5qA&playnext=1&list=PLCFCF37B751FB 880D&feature=results_video[/video]]Chip's Tips - How to Wrap a Present - YouTube
                          I'll wrap YOU, Slay, in drycleaning bags with strapping tape! (Ew, that's sounds pretty sick, doesn't it?) Must be my Christmas spirit coming out.:H

                          Btw, I use fucking gift bags I buy at the thrift store.

                          I need to get a damn wreath on the door soon, so I can fool the neighbors into thinking I care.

                          Did you hear Macy's is going to offer round-the-clock shopping? My word! Who'd have thunk?
                          "Remember, you are responsible for creating your life by every thought, action, choice. Choose well." Oprah Winfrey

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                            #868
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                            :H
                            kuya;1414680 wrote: Get a takeaway you daft ol bat!:H
                            I just fecking noticed that Kuya called me a daft ol BAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:H:H:H
                            Priceless!!!
                            (and my family is still FECKING NUTS and getting worse by the dam day!) Byrdie
                            All you gotta do, is get thru this day. AF 1/20/2011
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                              #869
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                              Slaythefear;1423049 wrote: Is this Juja or Nicey? LOL!!!

                              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M044My4S5qA&playnext=1&list=PLCFCF37B751FB 880D&feature=results_video[/video]]Chip's Tips - How to Wrap a Present - YouTube
                              That was fucking hilarious!!
                              :H:H:H
                              On My Own Way Out Since May 20, 2012
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                                #870
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                                Are You fucking kidding me! How in the world did he ever think he could ask me to be a co- signer on a car loan. WTF!

                                Wait a minute.

                                WHAT THE FUCK!

                                And to do it as a fucking x-mas present too? :H.

                                No

                                1. Get a real fucking job
                                2. Save some fucking money. Ypu do not need anymore fucking eensive clothes
                                3. Pay me back the money ypu already owe me
                                4. Give your fucking head a shake and wake the fuck up!

                                Ugh. I'm tired.
                                AF Since July 27, 2012:jumpin:


                                "Don?t be satisfied with the norm if you want more. It?s okay to want to achieve special results. The world needs folks who dream and achieve big things. Never give up."


                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX9FS...e_gdata_player

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