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[aclassicgirl]

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Best fucking thread ever! Funny yet so unbelievably on point!

[Byrdlady]

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Fecking bump...for Darkest Diamond.

[Dottie Belle]

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If one more damn thing breaks in this house I am going to run away......ice maker quit....pipe in front yard is broken...predicting 4 inches of snow so that wont get fixed.....aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[kronkcarr]

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I love this thread BUT I surely hoped it wasn't my turn so soon. My town is overtaken with Northerners who drive like fucking crazy idiots and clog the roads. I never thought my car wasn't safe parked behind my work. It's hard to find my office so I was outside looking for my next appointment when I watched a fucking old lady gun her car over 2 cement car barriers, a 4x4 4 foot tall post, a metal parking sign to hit my car! She broke my front axel! No shit. Police came and wrote a report. I'm fucking stuck with a car I can't drive, have to rent a car. Fuck that shit. She got scratches on her bumper, never said she was sorry and merrily drove home. Seven long hours later an agent returned my call saying she'll admit liability but isn't sure the old lady is actually covered. I have to fucking wait until Monday or Tuesday to have my car looked at before it can be towed for the work to start! Unfucking believable!! I hate when I'm doing what I'm supposed to and I get fucked.

[Kradle123]

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God fucking damn this bullshit!! Fuck fuck fuck it... I fucking need this holiday vacation to fucking end or I'm going to fucking blow my brains out....

[Kradle123]

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Okay..I feel much better....as you were...

[nicelife]

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Don't you just fucking hate it when someone says "cool, cool" constantly when you are trying to get something which is clearly NOT cool, cool sorted!!!!

[DreamThinkDo]

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fucking bump for moretoit

[HumbleRider]

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Thanks for fucking bumping this DTD. I know I will need this thread sooner rather than later. Fucking hilarious and absolutely necessary for us potty mouths.

[MntGirl]

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this will be most beneficial

Glad dtd bumped this because it is great!
At the beginning of dec. my dh and I took purchased a snow plow business from a friend/business acquaintance. This is our first billing month and we sent introductory letters, so did the previous owner so as to transition smoothly. Yesterday I had 2 accounts call...mind you these are people with $$$$$$ coming out their ass. These are vacation homes (most of the clients) we service. In the letter we asked them to let us know if they have made other arrangements (2 clients were plowed a few xs we went out)....This extremely rude woman chews me up and down that she cancelled service last month (I was not aware) then she basically calls me a liar about the invoice because the dates were similar to the new service she has. She told me she wouldn't pay. No she didn't want to hear about the massive amounts of snow days we've had (she lives in another state) and that perhaps she should question her other servicer...why didn't they tell her they saw someone was plowing it? I was proud of myself because I am not real customer service oriented I ran a bar for 10 yrs and worked in them for 20...if you didn't like it, fuck you there's the door, you can leave willfully or I can take you there....that is how I handled conflict (not saying it's right). I had my hubby deal with it later. For fuck's sake, it's $75, this bitch wears more $ than that in her daily makeup.
Also the previous owner tried to sell the business to someone else first, who completely screwed it all up, so now I am getting calls from ppl wanting it fixed....I have to explain politely it wasn't us, blah blah...and we will do our best. Seriously after th day of irate ppl all I wanted was a freakn shot or 2 or 3....

I didn't do it.....and later got a sweet gift from one of our regular local clients....this 90 yr old woman knitted me a cap to keep warm -25 at the time and gave me a big hug and told me she loved me.....seriously made it all worth it


ya I know im long winded....but whoooo it was nice to vent

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FUCKEDY FUCK !! Fuck it !!
Never had a sweet tooth 'till I gave up the booze
Tonight ........ ate so much chocolate - want to puke !

FEELS LIKE I'M TRYING TO FILL A VOID ......:upset:
NOT EVEN ONE LEFT BY BOOZE BUT ...... JUST A VOID

[Kradle123]

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You go MntGirl! :wd: Well done!
SOunds like this Ex-Client has a pretty fucking unhappy life. :l

[red67]

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satz123;1609624 wrote: FUCKEDY FUCK !! Fuck it !!
Never had a sweet tooth 'till I gave up the booze
Tonight ........ ate so much chocolate - want to puke !

FEELS LIKE I'M TRYING TO FILL A VOID ......:upset:
NOT EVEN ONE LEFT BY BOOZE BUT ...... JUST A VOID

Satz have you tried L Glutamine? I use the powder and mix it in my water. It takes away all my sugar cravings. I use it 3 times a day (one teaspoon each time). Maybe this will work?

Sometimes I forget or get lazy and then the fucking cravings come back big time!

[Icanwithoutacan]

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Hmm thx for that post red67

[Icanwithoutacan]

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I like your telegram stops spuddleduck and I have to tell you I checking live this thread... Not a curser but have a lot of anger inside so .... FUN! To get it out...

Fuck working on the surround sound blue ray etc all day and it still doesn't fucking work