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    Attention - two dangerous viruses among MWO members!!

    I have been informed that it appears that two viruses (human, not computer illness) have infected the MWO members. The first seems to be similar to the ?Bubonic Plague? in that it is extremely contagious. The symptoms are?. starting a new thread based on the number ten thousand, including the word post, much use of the term LMAO and considerable use of the ?laugh icon?...:H. And the greatest tendency is to point their remarks to a Mr. ?Tiptronic?. It will therefore be known as the ?Tiptronic Plague?. Note that unlike the Bubonic Plague, the symptoms are very short-lived and should disappear within a few days at the most. (we hope)
    The second virus (human, not computer illness) appears to have more aggressive symptoms including shouting, venting, and loud-mouthing. The person infected has a tendency to use an unacceptable four-letter word repeatedly either as an expletive or as a sexual innuendo and does so in any possible way including the most unusual step of attempting to revise his/her name to include the aforementioned unacceptable four-letter word. This virus (human illness) will be known as the ?Feck Flu?.
    In other words, I?ve just got back and have been reading through all the posts?.. and you?re all fecking ?sick?!!!!
    Stirly
    Note... the use of the word "feck" is because
    Stirly doesn't say "fuck"
    For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
    AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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    Attention - two dangerous viruses among MWO members!!

    10/10 Stirly. Genius.
    Ethanol is a toxic chemical, why would I drink it?

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      #3
      Attention - two dangerous viruses among MWO members!!

      Good word play and diagnosis Stirly! Do you have the cure??

      Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.


      St. Francis of Assisi

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        I'll do whatever it takes
        AF 21/08/2009

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          10/10 stirls, brilliant:H:H
          It could be worse, I could be filing.
          AF since 7/7/2009

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            Love it Stirly One...x
            "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

            AF 10th May 2010
            NF 12th May 2010

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              I told you, you were all weird.....

              One2m - I feel like copying your signature only with :-
              7 days in USA
              3 pounds gained
              "In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer ."
              AF - JAN 1st 2010
              NF - May 1996

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                Feckin' brilliant! :H

                Ooops.
                Okay, WHO put a stop payment on my reality check?

                Winning since October 24th, 2013

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                  #9
                  Attention - two dangerous viruses among MWO members!!

                  Nice one Stirly

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                    #10
                    Attention - two dangerous viruses among MWO members!!

                    I've a question: how quickly do people develop immunity? (in the case of the Tiptronic Plague - a thick skin)
                    I'll do whatever it takes
                    AF 21/08/2009

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                      Good question. I didn't even have to come in contact with it. Was born with that one and a heart on my sleeve.

                      Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.


                      St. Francis of Assisi

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                        I think you all need put in quarantine for 6 months
                        "In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer ."
                        AF - JAN 1st 2010
                        NF - May 1996

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                          #13
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                          Okay - I am going to admit it - does anyone else not understand what is going on or is it the Topa affecting my brain into not understanding anything at all????????

                          Sunshinedaisies
                          How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now and there will never be a time when it is not now....

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                            Attention - two dangerous viruses among MWO members!!

                            i've noticed its getting weirder and weirder - must be long term affects of abstaining from AL.....
                            "In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer ."
                            AF - JAN 1st 2010
                            NF - May 1996

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                              Attention - two dangerous viruses among MWO members!!

                              or maybe..... i was just too drunk to notice before!
                              "In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer ."
                              AF - JAN 1st 2010
                              NF - May 1996

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