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    #16
    Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

    Thanks for the kind words sweet pea. Luckily my wife has decided not to drink as well. She is not a very big girl either only 5ft 4 1/2 (always stresses the 1/2)...she used to drink about a bottle of wine a night, but she's French and they seem to be able to handle it. Her brother is the same.
    Starting out in our life together was a big change for me for all the reasons I have posted above. There were other things too, like the indiginities I was forced endure.
    One day she asked me to go to the shop and buy some soap. 'Huh? Oh OK. 'And some toilet paper.'
    'What!...you want me to be seen in public buying Arsepaper? I won't do it! Blokes don't do that sort of thing where I come from.' Fortunately we came to an agreement on that one, and it remains on my list of things I won't do.
    I'd enjoy having a yarn to you sweet pea. Couldn't really have a drink though could we? Maybe a light beer might work. I'd also like to meet your dog. My poor old bloke passed over a few years ago...he was 19 1/2, I thought he'd make 20. He was a tough little bloke, half Staffy and half Corgi, and he could fight. I used to walk him twice a day which was good for both of us.
    Sorry to hear that your brother has a weight problem. It's easy to get into the habit of overeating. When I stopped doing physical work I started to get a bit flabby and weighed 210lbs (96kg) tried the Gym, exercise, walking and cycling, all to no avail, but I was fit. What worked in the end was cutting down my food intake. I stopped eating anything with sugar in it (that I could recognise) and cut sugar out of my tea and coffee. It took a year or two but now I'm whippet-thin at 166lbs (76kg) never been that light since I was a schoolkid. Feel great but not as strong as I was.
    BTW, I'm on day six now and it's been easy. I have to say that being here has helped a lot, especially reading the experiences of others...scared me at times.
    Anyhow, I'm sure you'll be fine. Sweet Pea is a lovely name.

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      #17
      Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

      sunshinedaisies...He's an Australian, or at least in Australia. Observation 101, he mentioned Tooheys New, an Australian beer.

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        #18
        Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

        sober_man. Dude! I'm bumping this again because I don't want you to come home and find there's no light in the window. I guess you have very wisely decided to go to ground for a few days, but do come back soon, I can't go hogging the limelight much longer because there are others who need to have their say and prime space is valuable.

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          #19
          Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

          'Arsepaper' LOL I have to ask, before your wife, what did you wipe your arse with?
          Goal 1: Today
          Goal 2: Tomorrow

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            #20
            Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

            There was always a roll in the loo at home. Yep, I know the fairies didn't put it there...I thought it was just part of the natural order of things Do you think the Queen would be seen buying arsepaper? Certainly not. It's undignified. That's why.
            I'm no prude believe me but we all have our little eccentricities don't we? This just happens to be one of mine...probably not terribly life challenging...I just live with it.

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              #21
              Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

              I love it so much it is cracking me up.
              Goal 1: Today
              Goal 2: Tomorrow

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                #22
                Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

                What's life without a laugh now and then?
                But seriously lukalee. What would you think if you saw a bloke staggering out of the supermarket with a 12 pack of rolls? I know what i'd be thinking 'look at that fat bastard...he's going to go home and shit hmself stupid.'
                It is one of those things that make a public declaration of one's private intentions, never a good idea if you want them to remain private.

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                  #23
                  Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

                  sober man - great post. it'd be nice to know how you went with that party & what decision/plan you chose to avoid getting piddled.....hopefully!
                  blue heeler : another great sense of humour!
                  if you have that much trouble buying poo-tickets,how'd you be getting the wife some super maxi tampons? now THAT would be the true test of a man.
                  Altho having said that, I once heard of a fellow using said femine product stuffed up his arse to control haemorrhoids....now THAT is ingenuity!

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                    #24
                    Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

                    Beagle....Yuk barf. Don't even mention the 't' word. Impossible for me to even contemplate such grossness. La La La La (hands over ears and eyes averted) I can't hear you.

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                      #25
                      Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

                      Blue heeler : it's simple, you're suffering from "tamponaphobia" which is a common side affect of the disease "manitis". Unfortunately you were born with manitis ( thus it is considered a genetic defect) & will never be cured. May God have mercy on your soul.
                      The best you can do is according to latest research, desensitization ie surrounding yourself with as many tampons as possible in everyday life. Use them in place of a computer mouse,soak as you would a teabag,in fact many of them can be used end-to-end as a door stopper. Many sufferers of manitis with acute tamponaphobia also use them as stress balls by repetitively squeezing them through the day. See how you go.:H:H:H

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                        #26
                        Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

                        Triple Yuk. I'd rather eat a rat.

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                          #27
                          Not forgetting how serious it is - that's winning.

                          Goal 1: Today
                          Goal 2: Tomorrow

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