Army Thread 16th July

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Army Thread 16th July

stirly-girly;888528 wrote: Just saw this in the Laughing Thread and copied it for you to read and get a chuckle out of. Have I said recently that I'm very proud of my Irish heritage.

An Irish Fight

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

"Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

"That little s*d, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had,and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."

"Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself. Didn't you have something in your hand?"

"That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

:H

[startingover]

Army Thread 16th July

Its a very good likeness of her stirls

[rubywillow]

Army Thread 16th July

I saw all your pics on Oney's FB page. You're all stunning!

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Army Thread 16th July

stirly-girly;888533 wrote: The thing is, whenever I read an Irish joke, I imagine it with that beautiful Irish lilt and it just makes it all the better. Not that the lilt is something to laugh at... it's the way the joke would be expressed... kind of tongue-in-cheek and with a sparkle in the eye if you get my meaning. I mean all of this in a nice way. I haven't just put my foot/feet in my gob, have I??

:H:H:H:H

[stirly-girly]

Army Thread 16th July

limers;888539 wrote: really? I thought I looked very, very intelligent, I mean , look into me eyezzzz

:H:H I tried to but um, er, I think yer eyes aren't exactly focused so I can only really look into one at a time....:H:H:H You do have a lovely large nose, tho'

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Army Thread 16th July

rubywillow;888542 wrote: I saw all your pics on Oney's FB page. You're all stunning!

r u my pal on fb Ruby?

[stirly-girly]

Army Thread 16th July

rubywillow;888542 wrote: I saw all your pics on Oney's FB page. You're all stunning!

Yep, me too. A very good looking bunch of people the MWO members are. And I mean that seriously. Not a shabby face in the lot. And I include others here who post their real pics as their avatar. Even Jackie who's a dog is a real looker...:H:H
Where is that little black beast anyway??

Right, am off for a bit. Gotta walk the dogger....

[Chillgirl]

Army Thread 16th July

I still want to know who's who! I know Oney, wanna and Mario.... who are the others?
Two gorgeous blondes and a fit looking brunette.....

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 16th July

Here, ya cheeky beggar

[Chillgirl]

Army Thread 16th July

stirly-girly;888549 wrote: Yep, me too. A very good looking bunch of people the MWO members are. And I mean that seriously. Not a shabby face in the lot. And I include others here who post their real pics as their avatar.

I have to agree with Stirly - AF life obviously agrees with everyone, you all look fab!

[one2many]

Army Thread 16th July

Quorn burgers are so wank it hurts,,,,,rememeber I made them last year Starty and the cat wouldnt even eat them...

Back from me karate lesson...well me sons karate lesson...

[startingover]

Army Thread 16th July

I ate them and my dogs ate them and Rich ate them......
Wonder what that says about us?????

[one2many]

Army Thread 16th July

I got the Linda Mc Carney ones and they were mouldy..

[startingover]

Army Thread 16th July

These werent LMs but they were pretty nice
But then I was hungry :-)

[one2many]

Army Thread 16th July

I had spag bol, garlic bread and an iced doughnut