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[fickle]

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I read an article the other day about a chicken named Julia Gillard.. but i digress

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Those sculptures are just rapturous. Are they yours ?

[fickle]

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Yes, who is it on the far right of Adonis?

[tawnyfrog]

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Ahhh ... that's the lady of the mist .... she's beautiful.

[fickle]

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Well if Adonis is anything to go by, I think she must be incredibly beautiful!

Thankyou for not giving us the frontal shot of Adonis.. and leaving the rest to the imagination.. although given the youth of the figure I might not want to think about that AT ALL!!

Did he used to have arms? I sort of feel there was at some point... even in the earliest sketchy stages.. there must've been because you've got the muscleature (sp?) so perfect in the back I can sense his arms.. if ya get me

[byebyebridgetjones]

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[QUOTE=tawnyfrog;906002]Ahhh ... that's the lady of the mist .... she's beautiful.

She really IS beautiful....

How on earth are they made Tawny?

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Reggie;906010 wrote:

Now as for the above ..I am about to ask a extremley stupid question ..How do chickens and roosters pro create...I seriously have never learnt this ...does a rooster have a type of dickky thingo and the chicken have like a egg thing inside that fuses into a real little chicken in a shell. and do they do it standing up?

Education would be appreciated thanks...
Hope all are well
Reg

Bloody good questions Reg, as usual.
Poultry experts ??? Anyone ???

[Tabbers (a.k.a. KTAB)]

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Think its only the big cocks that crow mate

[tawnyfrog]

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I can answer all chook questions 'cause I've found the Chook forum.

Girly hens lay eggs. All the time. Without a rooster. They are unfertilised. In fact, they have 21 eggs, at various developmental stages, inside their bodies at any given time. They lay and lay and lay ...

However, Roosters have a dick. They bonk the girls. This now means their eggs are fertilised. This triggers a thing in the girls' heads and they gather a truck-load of eggs and sit on 'em. Won't budge until their babies hatch.

Chook bonking is not terribly attractive. Roosters do a fairly ugly grab-the-back-of-her-head- thing. You just want to slap 'em and tell 'em to stop. But I guess that's not the point of things ...

[fickle]

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Goodness Reggie, I found some quite horrid things when I tried to research the subject!
Have decided to post this cheerful picture of chickens playing soccar while I await enlightenment on the subject

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Reggie;906017 wrote: Thanks Bridge i thought I was alone on this one...and another question do they do it at sun rise and is that why they crow twice sought of a orgasim squeall thing...just arsekin.

Yes....quite so *claps hands...runs around*

[fickle]

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I only know about ducks dicks really (sorry)

[byebyebridgetjones]

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KTAB;906023 wrote: Think its only the big cocks that crow mate

Knew someone would say it.

[tawnyfrog]

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I think it's the equivalent of the early morning fart. Sort of like ... ok ... listen in ...I'm awake ... (fart) ... all's good in the world ... now for some coffee ...

(I'll check the Chook Forum to make sure)

[Guest]

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Ha! I knew it! Wogball is a game for chickens! Thanks Fic.