Underoos Friends-July

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byebyebridgetjones;906036 wrote: Knew someone would say it.

And the clever money was on me :H:H:H

[fickle]

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Reggio, I know ducks have this kinda long curly tucked away penis which is actually extremely clever and not at all as vulnerable as most penises. How it actually works is another question. I've learned the theory but never seen it in action. Quite happy about that also. I've heard Drakes are pretty rough about gettin their way too.

The only pic i could find on the subject of chickens was from a restaurant in provencial china.. serving roosters testicals.. among other penis related dishes. Very fond of the fertility dishes are the chinese. Am sure you don't want to see that.

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My eyes, spare my eyes.

[byebyebridgetjones]

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KTAB;906043 wrote: And the clever money was on me :H:H:H

Again.......correct.......:H

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Reggie;906054 wrote: Any chance of bringing some rational science in?

Nope. Sorry.

[fickle]

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we're waiting..... tap tap tap

Dear God.. PLEASE EXPLAIN!!

[tawnyfrog]

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Drakes have a corkscrew-like penis. Post-coitally, they dangle it in the dirt as they waddle off. It's not terribly attractive - IMHO.

[fickle]

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Reggie;906054 wrote: Any chance of bringing some rational science in?

I have myself witnessed FISH in the act however, 'rational science' is something quite beyond me

[fickle]

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Ahhhhh Reggious how do you do it to us every time!:H:H:H

[tawnyfrog]

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Reggie;906069 wrote: ...why the wriggle in the dirt thing?

May we take a small moment to reflect ... once upon a time there were no tissues ... lever and kitchen were nouns ... get my drift?

[fickle]

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Yes, I agree Reg, I find myself researching and discovering the most amazing stuff just because the munchkins ask me.. good for ya all that brain stretching.

Apologies all, I'm tired and must away to finish yet another BOND movie with the kids.. their latest fascination.

Question I get from my boy is "why all the sex maniac girls?" Ive tried to explain about Hugh Heffner & the timing of the whole thing but it's prolly over their lil heads

Orf to bed also.. nighters & thanks for the fun

[tawnyfrog]

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I'm out too. Dog, we're so responsible. Nighters, all ratbags.

[byebyebridgetjones]

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Right I'm going to do Tuck duty.....


You two...stop fighting....heads on pillows...

Oi....chewing gum OUT of mouth (spit into my hand)

I hope you all went for a pee..

AS for your teeth...I can smell em from here....blocks of cheese....

Goodnight.

Mum X

[Guitarista]

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Evening,

[fickle]

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LOL, bit late to the partay G!
I'm only awake because of Mr Bond (most unfortunately)