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    #46
    Army Thread Monday 12 July

    Hi Spuds,
    Aww oney, that's crap. Mr JC's just taken Black Bess up to the big field after getting absolutely hammered last night. He's being very sheepish cos he thinks he did something wrong. The only thing that really got up me nose was his trying to get the salt and pepper in the cupboard 10 times .
    It could be worse, I could be filing.
    AF since 7/7/2009

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      #47
      Army Thread Monday 12 July

      JackieClaire;909188 wrote: Hi Spuds,
      Aww oney, that's crap. Mr JC's just taken Black Bess up to the big field after getting absolutely hammered last night. He's being very sheepish cos he thinks he did something wrong. The only thing that really got up me nose was his trying to get the salt and pepper in the cupboard 10 times .
      LOL....Yep Wob is the same, he came down for water and he was looking at me desperately to see if I was angry for any reason...so obviously thinks he did something wrong.

      He asked for painkillers but I had none, I have just discoveered he has taken Calpol.....????
      "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

      AF 10th May 2010
      NF 12th May 2010

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        #48
        Army Thread Monday 12 July

        flipping eck. was everyones other half on a bender last night.. summat to do with the footie perhaps. mr spuds had a few but not too bad. funny its really started to annoy me when he is drinking. i was fine with it at first but its bugging me now. also he has started drinking in the house.. something he rarely used to do. i really dont need to see glasses of wine or half drunk bottles around the house..... can just about cope with unopened bottles. alos really annoying that he seems to have gone into a depression since ive stopped drinking. i know its other issues and not me but its really fecking annoying GRRRRRRR!!..... now that was a bit of annoyed anger that i didnt know was in me
        Today is the tomorrow i worried about yesterday and it turned out fine
        Keep passing the open windows

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          #49
          Army Thread Monday 12 July

          Spus, do ya wanna become a lesbian and run away with me to ....em...Morocco?
          "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

          AF 10th May 2010
          NF 12th May 2010

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            #50
            Army Thread Monday 12 July

            Wait for meeeeeeeeee, never been to Morocco.

            Calpol,it's not really funny but a gave a little snort.:H
            It could be worse, I could be filing.
            AF since 7/7/2009

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              #51
              Army Thread Monday 12 July

              betty boop;909096 wrote: Good Morning Tip, Draggy & Stirly ............
              I would LOVE to go back to bed this morning ............
              Work very soon then Aunties funeral later .........
              Have a great day everyone ......... xxxHi BB. Sorry I didn't reply earlier to this. My thoughts are with you and your family. It is always hard to lose someone. I hope things go well for all of you.

              And hello to all others who have dropped in since my last post.
              KTAB;909144 wrote: I think we will take you my dear
              JackieClaire;909148 wrote: oooooh I can't wait Stirls,
              tiptronic_ct;909150 wrote:               Go for it, Stirls
              As Oney would say "yis all is feckin' crazy"...
              I was just off getting some things off my chest....Shite, now it's even smaller than before
              BTW - Tips told me I should retract my claws but then he's a Tiger, what the feck does he know??

              Anyway, I feel a bit better now. Just have to add a comment to this post of Oney's...

              one2many;909177 wrote:               ANYTIME Wob drinks he goes overboard and gets moudly.

              He was falling all over me trying to hug me and tell me he loved me last night....I never wanted him more....
              :H:H:H
              This reminded me of the one and only time that Mr. Stirly decided to smoke pot and I it was either 1975 or '76. Anyway he only took about three tokes and he started to get dizzy. He was already apprehensive about smoking it before he even started but had decided to do it anyway as an experience so that he would know what "stoned" meant. Note that he gets "silly" on three glasses of wind and stops there. Anyway, he went on to have a couple of more puffs and then I helped him in to bed cause his legs were starting to give out on him. A few minutes later he calls me to see his "manhood" and how big it is and to tell me that we should have sex for hours and hours. I don't know what he was seeing in his "pot haze" but the little guy was just that, very little. All shrivelled up out of fear of the weed I think. Anyway, this may be TMI but it was hilarious at the time. Guess you had to be there.....
              For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
              AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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                #52
                Army Thread Monday 12 July

                JackieClaire;909205 wrote: Wait for meeeeeeeeee, never been to Morocco.

                Calpol,it's not really funny but a gave a little snort.:H
                Feckin GOBSHITE, he is up now, sweating like a gerbil in a gaybar.
                "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

                AF 10th May 2010
                NF 12th May 2010

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                  #53
                  Army Thread Monday 12 July

                  stirly-girly;909206 wrote: Hi BB. Sorry I didn't reply earlier to this. My thoughts are with you and your family. It is always hard to lose someone. I hope things go well for all of you.

                  And hello to all others who have dropped in since my last post.




                  As Oney would say "yis all is feckin' crazy"...
                  I was just off getting some things off my chest....Shite, now it's even smaller than before
                  BTW - Tips told me I should retract my claws but then he's a Tiger, what the feck does he know??

                  Anyway, I feel a bit better now. Just have to add a comment to this post of Oney's...


                  :H:H
                  This reminded me of the one and only time that Mr. Stirly decided to smoke pot and I it was either 1975 or '76. Anyway he only took about three tokes and he started to get dizzy. He was already apprehensive about smoking it before he even started but had decided to do it anyway as an experience so that he would know what "stoned" meant. Note that he gets "silly" on three glasses of wind and stops there. Anyway, he went on to have a couple of more puffs and then I helped him in to bed cause his legs were starting to give out on him. A few minutes later he calls me to see his "manhood" and how big it is and to tell me that we should have sex for hours and hours. I don't know what he was seeing in his "pot haze" but the little guy was just that, very little. All shrivelled up out of fear of the weed I think. Anyway, this may be TMI but it was hilarious at the time. Guess you had to be there.....
                  :H:H:H OMG....I am in BITS laughing here.....FECKIN CLASSIC!!!
                  "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

                  AF 10th May 2010
                  NF 12th May 2010

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                    #54
                    Army Thread Monday 12 July

                    one2many;909207 wrote: sweating like a gerbil in a gaybar.
                    :H:H:H
                    I have written that one down. Mr JC's now looking for a pair of trousers I'm returning that he 'tidied' away yesterday.
                    It could be worse, I could be filing.
                    AF since 7/7/2009

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                      #55
                      Army Thread Monday 12 July

                      one2many;909201 wrote: Spus, do ya wanna become a lesbian and run away with me to ....em...Morocco?
                      :shocked::shocked:
                      For every 60 seconds that you are angry, you lose a minute of happiness.
                      AF since 10/10/2015:yay:

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                        #56
                        Army Thread Monday 12 July

                        JackieClaire;909209 wrote: :H:H:H
                        I have written that one down. Mr JC's now looking for a pair of trousers I'm returning that he 'tidied' away yesterday.
                        :H


                        Wobs trousers are at the end of the stairs and still have the shape of his legs in them, just standing up on their own...

                        I left them there.

                        Feck should have checked the pockets for money...
                        "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

                        AF 10th May 2010
                        NF 12th May 2010

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                          #57
                          Army Thread Monday 12 July

                          yeaaahhhhh... lesbians off to morrocco... when can we go.. want a fez
                          Today is the tomorrow i worried about yesterday and it turned out fine
                          Keep passing the open windows

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                            #58
                            Army Thread Monday 12 July

                            You lot are making me cry laughing,
                            Mr Stirly's pot post:H, the trousers in the hall:H
                            Do you think we should bulk buy the fez's
                            It could be worse, I could be filing.
                            AF since 7/7/2009

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                              #59
                              Army Thread Monday 12 July

                              Whats a fez?
                              "It's not your job to like me, it's mine!"

                              AF 10th May 2010
                              NF 12th May 2010

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                                #60
                                Army Thread Monday 12 July




                                It's like what Tommy Cooper used to wear.
                                It could be worse, I could be filing.
                                AF since 7/7/2009

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