BTW techie
A triathlon. That's at least a hundred things I can't do. Not just three.
Like
Get up early enough
Remember why I'm there
Eat something healthy
Put on a rubber suit
Swim
Not drown
Get out of the sea unaided
Extract myself from that rubber suit without upsetting the crowd
Find my bike
Get on my bike
Ensure my bike has enough refreshments for the journey (!!!)
Ride my bike
Not die on my bike
Get off my bike and have to put on another pair of shoes without just lying on my back wheezing a lot
Walk for a bit
Chat to some people
Go for a kebab
And imbibe a few sherberts
But I can most definitely finish last
I am in total awe of you
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