Army Thread 11th August

[Guest]

Army Thread 11th August

tiptronic_ct;931917 wrote: Why not start off going to a meeting that is fairly far away from you?

yes , maybe so. I think I will just go on a long walk tonight.

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 11th August

Zenstyle;931913 wrote: I'm feckin exhausted after reading this thread. Will yiz all stop yakking! That chipper van comment of Ktab's was stellar! :H

OK... off to see what Large Testicles was on about... I'll report back with my theory...

Can't wait :H

[Guest]

Army Thread 11th August

thanks Tipp. Im going to make my dinner now, see you later.

[Bandit]

Army Thread 11th August

Sorry Oney, I completely forgot that you were dying, I thought you were going to hold out till the weekend so KTAB could oogle your get up

Hi Tips..just some pointers on irish wakes just sos that your all prepared. Please take particular note of point 5 in the preparation process..oney won't be happy with that if Wob kicks the bucket before her..mind you she won't give a feck after him not giving her the nurofen
an IRISH WAKE


Hi Limers..back in that frame of mind myself

Hi everyone else lurking

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 11th August

Lilly'bit;931920 wrote: yes , maybe so. I think I will just go on a long walk tonight.

Good plan.

I would just add some ice cream for laters

[Bandit]

Army Thread 11th August

Is Trucker not the Satan person or have I lost the plot, this is worst than Daz Cleaner Close

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 11th August

Lilly'bit;931922 wrote: thanks Tipp. Im going to make my dinner now, see you later.

Laters, Lilly :l:l:l

[tiptronic_ct]

Army Thread 11th August

Bandit;931926 wrote: Sorry Oney, I completely forgot that you were dying, I thought you were going to hold out till the weekend so KTAB could oogle your get up

Please take particular note of point 5 in the preparation process..

LMAO!!! :H:H:H:H:H

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 11th August

That's a great guide to a wake, Bandit.
We didn't know 'til my dad's funeral there was a proper way to enter the funeral cars.
Widow first, eldest son second and on and on.
We just all piled in, then all got out. Then went round the cars twice. Sorry I'm laughing so hard I can't type. Me dad would have loved it.

[Guest]

Army Thread 11th August

JackieClaire;931933 wrote: That's a great guide to a wake, Bandit.
We didn't know 'til my dad's funeral there was a proper way to enter the funeral cars.
Widow first, eldest son second and on and on.
We just all piled in, then all got out. Then went round the cars twice. Sorry I'm laughing so hard I can't type. Me dad would have loved it.

:H:H your a crazy woman!

[Guest]

Army Thread 11th August

ok im deffo off now, see you all later.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 11th August

I only post the truth, Zen. If you'd seen us trying to get me granny out of the front passenger seat to let the funeral director in.

Then they took the whole cortege up an avenue with speed bumps.

[JackieClaire]

Army Thread 11th August

Me and my dad shared the same sense of black humour.

Oh and as a finale we got 10% discount cos the funeral director was me brothers best friend.

[one2many]

Army Thread 11th August

LMAO, yis are all mad feckers !

[one2many]

Army Thread 11th August

No, I am a dying fecker....fading as I type.....fading...fading...fading..fading..