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**fennel** · August 25, 2010, 11:37 AM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

rubywillow;943574 wrote: They MAY just be your friend's wishful thinking! :H He actually sued a tabloid for $20,000,000 for those accusations. Besides, he's a conservative Republican. Doesn't fit the profile!

There are plenty of conservative republicans who are gay...Larry Craig springs to mind! :H Not that goat man was.

**rubywillow** · August 25, 2010, 11:39 AM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Yes, don't want to sterotype! My best friend in rehab was gay; the most beautiful man I'd ever seen!!

**Coco-Nut** · August 25, 2010, 11:58 AM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Right then...

(shades of The Three Yorkshiremen)

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
I can stand on my head (it's really painful, though - the pounds per square inch thing is something horrendous)
I can almost do the splits (that's really painful, too - nuff said)
And for my most proud accomplishment: I can jiggle my eyeballs (no really, it's VERY sexy)

I just found out something I can't do last night:

Make an apple pie that doesn't look like Frankenstein's monster.

However, I now know there is a different between lard and shortening.
I know you should check to see if there is an additional bag of sugar in your pantry and not trust the sugar cannister is full.
I know you should check the recipe to make certain you have 7 large apples rather than assuming the three you have on hand will be sufficient, and

I know that my daughter and I had the best time making this contorted pie - tears streaming down our faces at the discovery of each ingredient deficiency and the sight of the ugly thing when finally put together and popped into the oven - and in the end it was delish (at least the inside - the pastry tasted like a warm dog blanket).

**Ringing Cedars** · August 25, 2010, 01:11 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

You are hilarious Nutter!
Well I'm sure there are lots of things I can and can't do but the thing that comes to mind that most can't and I can do is: touch my nose with my tongue! Yep right to the tip. How good is that??:H

**fennel** · August 25, 2010, 01:17 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Ringing Cedars;943673 wrote:
Well I'm sure there are lots of things I can and can't do but the thing that comes to mind that most can't and I can do is: touch my nose with my tongue! Yep right to the tip. How good is that??:H

Wow...just wow.

**fennel** · August 25, 2010, 01:19 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Coco-Nut;943597 wrote:
And for my most proud accomplishment: I can jiggle my eyeballs (no really, it's VERY sexy)

Coco...what the heck? I've never heard of such a thing!

**Coco-Nut** · August 25, 2010, 01:37 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

OK - so it was the Four Yorkshiremen....

Oh - it's a FABULOUSLY USEFUL skill. If I stare hard at something close up and go just the barest bit cross-eyed, my eyes quiver.

**Coco-Nut** · August 25, 2010, 01:40 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Ringing Cedars;943673 wrote: You are hilarious Nutter!
Well I'm sure there are lots of things I can and can't do but the thing that comes to mind that most can't and I can do is: touch my nose with my tongue! Yep right to the tip. How good is that??:H

Oh - and how about that rolling the tongue thing? I can that so that my tongue curls up on both sides. What I can't do (and I'm soooo jealous of those who can) is roll my tongue sideways. And believe me I've spent many an hour looking just DERANGED trying.

**Ringing Cedars** · August 25, 2010, 01:43 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Well if the derangement shoes fit........and I highly suspect they do.:H

**Coco-Nut** · August 25, 2010, 01:47 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Ain't nothin' like a new pair of shoes

Ringing Cedars;943692 wrote: Well if the derangement shoes fit........and I highly suspect they do.:H

There are special shoes for that? Dang. No wonder I'm not getting the recognition I deserve.

**fennel** · August 25, 2010, 02:13 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Coco, what were the circumstances leading up to the discovery of your particular talent? The only things I can come up with are trying to look at those 3 D picture books that came out in the '90's, or possibly trying to read while falling asleep...do tell!

**Coco-Nut** · August 25, 2010, 02:50 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

fennel;943710 wrote: Coco, what were the circumstances leading up to the discovery of your particular talent? The only things I can come up with are trying to look at those 3 D picture books that came out in the '90's, or possibly trying to read while falling asleep...do tell!

You know, I really don't remember... I used to be fond of crossing my eyes for effect (I don't remember what effect I was trying to achieve now either) - maybe it just happened during one of those moments. Anyway, it still counts, right? Even though I don't remember where it came from? (I guess if the answer is "no" I can substitute my double jointed thumbs. They're pretty interesting.)

**Guest** · August 25, 2010, 02:53 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

I can fart out the national anthem....

**Guest** · August 25, 2010, 02:53 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

and dance at the same time, look at me watch me riiiip!

**Guest** · August 25, 2010, 02:54 PM

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Chillgirl;942720 wrote: Actually he was a perfect gentleman....

you can watch figs dry and be entertained at the same time! Remember??!:H

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