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    #91
    I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

    I can burp and fart in my sleep at the same time! (the annoying part is i wake myself up)
    HOUR BY HOUR, DAY BY DAY

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      #92
      I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

      I can also drink tea, eat crumpets, type on MWO and watch TV at the same time WHILE i should be getting ready for work.
      HOUR BY HOUR, DAY BY DAY

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        #93
        I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

        Ringing Cedars;943673 wrote: You are hilarious Nutter!
        Well I'm sure there are lots of things I can and can't do but the thing that comes to mind that most can't and I can do is: touch my nose with my tongue! Yep right to the tip. How good is that??:H
        I knew a guy who could do that. He was very popular with the ladies.
        Go before that fire there, at the altar of your heart
        That fire of who you really are and be consumed by it fully
        Surrender everything into the fire of that love until you are one with that love. You ARE that love.
        Tilak Pyle Altar of the Heart

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          #94
          I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

          Pink Angel;943749 wrote: I can burp and fart in my sleep at the same time! (the annoying part is i wake myself up)
          appearantly if you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time you can have a heart attack...:H

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            #95
            I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

            Pink Angel;943750 wrote: I can also drink tea, eat crumpets, type on MWO and watch TV at the same time WHILE i should be getting ready for work.
            Now that one gets my vote!!!!

            Or it will when Peirce gets me up from the splits ...........
            sigpicXXX

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              #96
              I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

              Coco-Nut;943734 wrote: You know, I really don't remember... I used to be fond of crossing my eyes for effect (I don't remember what effect I was trying to achieve now either) - maybe it just happened during one of those moments. Anyway, it still counts, right? Even though I don't remember where it came from? (I guess if the answer is "no" I can substitute my double jointed thumbs. They're pretty interesting.)
              Don't worry, it still counts! The thumb thing sounds pretty cool, though...

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                #97
                I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

                Zenstyle;943722 wrote: :upset::upset::upset:

                Who taught Ruby to use Photobucket? Whoever it was - you've created a monster...

                That is GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                Aren't those the most horrible feet EVER!! :H

                Hubs had an aunt in Mississippi whose husband's hunting dog shot him, he cut off the limb he was sitting on, she painted her teeth white with shoe polish, and she could cuss out a State Trooper without ever dropping the ash on her cigarette.
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                Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
                awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:

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                  #98
                  I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

                  rubywillow;943812 wrote: Aren't those the most horrible feet EVER!! :H
                  That's what my feet looked like before I got waxed.... (Just KIDDING!!)
                  John
                  AF since 7/13/2010

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                    #99
                    I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

                    PhoenixRising;943754 wrote: I knew a guy who could do that. He was very popular with the ladies.
                    I bet PR. I'm looking for a man whose tongue and ....well you know....

                    Start by doing what's necessary, then what's possible and suddenly you are doing the impossible.


                    St. Francis of Assisi

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                      I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

                      I just thought of another strange skill that I have...I'm a fairly decent speller, and Mrs. Fennel uses me as a form of "spell check". When somebody asks me how to spell a particular word, that word is visible in front of my eyes, like it's being displayed on a television screen. Seeing the word in front of me, I can then easily rattle off the letters. Even though I was a social outcast as a child, everybody wanted me on their team when we had classroom spelling contests. :H

                      Oh, and I can do "guy" push-ups...only fifteen of them, though.

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                        I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

                        This thread has its own song!

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waRtcBy_GMI[/video]]YouTube - Flobots - Handlebars (ALBUM/RADIO VERSION HQ)

                        LOL
                        We are your friends. You don't need to be alone again. So come along.

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                          I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

                          Netty thats song is utterly dreadful! :H
                          "In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer ."
                          AF - JAN 1st 2010
                          NF - May 1996

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                            I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

                            i can wiggle my ears. i can make farty noises with my armpits.
                            i can jerk off a German Shepherd thinking he IS Pierce,whilst contemplating George Clooney doing the splits & licking the tip of his nose. oh & i got paid for it!

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                              I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

                              Beagle you're gross :H
                              "In the depths of winter I finally learned there was in me an invincible summer ."
                              AF - JAN 1st 2010
                              NF - May 1996

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                                I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

                                i was a great dog-wanker in my day chill. no self respecting male canine could resist my magic hand.
                                many of them would get hard at the sight of me.

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