I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

[betty boop]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

beagle;945071 wrote: i was a great dog-wanker in my day chill. no self respecting male canine could resist my magic hand.
many of them would get hard at the sight of me.

Beagle I just spat my coffee all over my laptop :H:H:H

It brings back memories reading that, My mum used to breed dogs and would often have to 'help' the stud dogs!!!!!

[PhoenixRising]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

betty boop;945126 wrote: Beagle I just spat my coffee all over my laptop :H:H:H

It brings back memories reading that, My mum used to breed dogs and would often have to 'help' the stud dogs!!!!!

OMG. That oughta be on that show about terrible jobs! :H

Like this one:
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[betty boop]

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PhoenixRising;945213 wrote: OMG. That oughta be on that show about terrible jobs! :H

Like this one:

ewww ............:H:H:H

[fennel]

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beagle;944997 wrote: i can wiggle my ears. i can make farty noises with my armpits.
i can jerk off a German Shepherd thinking he IS Pierce,whilst contemplating George Clooney doing the splits & licking the tip of his nose. oh & i got paid for it!

:H:H:H

Count me as another reader who just had to wipe up all the coffee I just sprayed on my screen while laughing! Beagle, I know we're half a world apart, but I would LOVE to meet up with you for coffee!

[rubywillow]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Alas, no one can make the claim this guy can. Afterwards, he tried to tell his friends he just wanted to use the bathroom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naikFCHPtlY[/video]]

Just kidding about the 'alas' part.

[Panno]

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rubywillow;945247 wrote: Alas, no one can make the claim this guy can. Afterwards, he tried to tell his friends he just wanted to use the bathroom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naikFCHPtlY[/video]]

Just kidding about the 'alas' part.

:H:H:H
Must remember to go to the toilet next time I leave the house!!!

[mama bear]

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beagle...i am gagging on ice cubes laughing at this....

[beagle]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

all part of the job guys, all part of the job.the funniest parts is usally the owners are big burly men who just get a little uncomfortable when i'm ...er... "shuffling cards"
we used to have some ripper jokes....once a colleague took urine from a dog to test for diabetes, collect it via catheter, went out back,swapped it for flat lemon squash, then went back in to the consult room & in front of the client, took a swig of the "urine" before saying, "yep, definately diabetes". the client nearly fainted! but then got the joke....
& then there was the time we used the university ultrasound to try & find our own ovaries & nearly broke it......

[fennel]

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beagle;945717 wrote: all part of the job guys, all part of the job.the funniest parts is usally the owners are big burly men who just get a little uncomfortable when i'm ...er... "shuffling cards"
we used to have some ripper jokes....once a colleague took urine from a dog to test for diabetes, collect it via catheter, went out back,swapped it for flat lemon squash, then went back in to the consult room & in front of the client, took a swig of the "urine" before saying, "yep, definately diabetes". the client nearly fainted! but then got the joke....
& then there was the time we used the university ultrasound to try & find our own ovaries & nearly broke it......

:H:H:H
Well, you've gotta be able to have a little fun at work, after all...

[beagle]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

too right fennel!