Underoos and Friends - September

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - September

Morning Aspy, Missy and Bridget the Kung Fu Master

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Friends - September

sapphire1;969435 wrote: Your helmet wont stop a Bridgee front kick to the solar plexus dude, so watch ya mouth HIYAAAA!!!:boxer::hitme:

Yeah.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Friends - September

And as for man pidgeons getting lady pidgeons soused to get their leg over.........
I think I've got an idea for a new community services ad campaign.....we could get some sporting heros to add their two bobs worth on it....*wanders orf mumbling*

MUST MUST MUST hobble to shops to get some batteries for camera viz e viz chicken expose.
My editor will sack me (sowwy Froglet)

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Friends - September

See????

Just out doing a spot of weeding and this thing snuck up from behind and pounced on me. It it wasn't for that helmet, I reckon I'd be cactus.

[Miss Behaving]

Underoos and Friends - September

tawnyfrog;969447 wrote: See????

Just out doing a spot of weeding and this thing snuck up from behind and pounced on me. It it wasn't for that helmet, I reckon I'd be cactus.

cheez!! Never mind the helmet Tawny ...... you might need full combat gear!!

Betty (whose generally favourite place is lying beside my computer) displayed an unhealthy interest in that snake. I tell you, this girl has no common sense :H:H

Did you see that the South African Commonwealth Games team found one in their bathroom last night??

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - September

errr is that a snake Tawn or a lizard??? looks a lot like a shingle back

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Friends - September

Looks like your blue tongue to me. I've got em too. Absolutely lovely gentle little fellas. But do watch out. They love to sunbake on your concrete drive. Y'know ?:upset:

[Miss Behaving]

Underoos and Friends - September

sorry ....... anything with scales I think must be a snake!

I just googled to find out about shingle backs. They sound like lovely critters .......

Bridge - want us to nag you to get the batteries?

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Friends - September

It's a beautiful, harmless stumpy tail but don't tell the others.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Friends - September

Is a gwate big scawy fewocious weptile........

[Miss Behaving]

Underoos and Friends - September

tawnyfrog;969462 wrote: It's a beautiful, harmless stumpy tail but don't tell the others.

I saw on google that they are sometimes called stumpy tails. I guess that's why Betty showed so much interest .... recognised a fellow traveller

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Friends - September

Zenstyle;969489 wrote: Makes the lizard in my bathroom look like nowt. You've either got a really good camera Tawny, or those scales are really pronounced.

I'm off to catch the fecker and throw him out before the cats do him in. He's prolly starving by now - been in there for two days.

Those scales are really pronounced. They are also called 'shinglebacks'.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Friends - September

Look....further to the helmet discussion.

This afternoon I ran into an old history teacher of mine, Irish, pissed (although these observations are not connected) I had a bit of a crush on him actually. A lot of people from my old place of residence end up here. I think they just head North, run out of petrol and think feck it.
Anyway, he leans in, at which point I smell the double malt, and says 'Ahhh Miss Jones, bright enough, but a handful' (as if observing this to a Leprechaun on his shoulder) then stumbles off.......but here's my point......he's a spitter.....

I propose, given the dangers of our communities, and Seinfeldian 'close talkers', that the undies hithertoforth do NOT leave the undy thread without a full visor helmet on.


What say you ?

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Friends - September

Works for me. I have an auto-darkening welding helmet not being used nearly enough. This shall change forthwith. Bring on those spitters!

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Friends - September

I do wonder about an OHS approved full body spray suit. Hmmm...