Alcohol - Eyesight - useless advice

[Coco-Nut]

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[rubywillow]

Alcohol - Eyesight - useless advice

So many people give advice without understanding the personal relationship of the person and their habit. I just take the best, leave the rest.

[symbols]

Alcohol - Eyesight - useless advice

Well, I think your vision does improve while AL

I found out that while intoxicated all of the twins I was meeting were simply one girl! All of those extra bithday cards wasted....also....you never run the risk of waking up with last nights hottie and finding some replaced her with her grandmother!!!!

No AL definetly makes ur vision better

[symbols]

Alcohol - Eyesight - useless advice

first line should have been AL free

[Doggygirl]

Alcohol - Eyesight - useless advice

Coco-Nut;964057 wrote: I read on another forum (yes, I was two-timing) that vision can improve when giving up AL. I've been trolling around trying to find more info on this topic, and happened upon this very useful advice (it has nothing to do with eyesight - it's just rather amusing):

"...Attending meetings with Alcoholics Anonymous or seeing a therapist can help you cope with these problems in a more effective manner, and lower your need to drink heavily.

If you don?t want to give up drinking completely, consider one glass of wine daily..."

One glass of wine daily? What moron wrote this?!! :H:H:H

:H:H:H

THAT is FUNNY!

DG

[Pride before Fall]

Alcohol - Eyesight - useless advice

I found out that while intoxicated all of the twins I was meeting were simply one girl! >>>

hahahahahaha

[Seethepony]

Alcohol - Eyesight - useless advice

Alcohol is great if you like time travel. Scientists really should look into this.

I would often be chugging along, enjoying my 8th Sternburg of the evening, when all of a sudden I would wake up in a completely different place, like another city. I would also be missing a contact lens or two, have a broken nose, and all the cash I thought I had would magically have disappeared!

I believe that by ingesting enough ethanol, human beings can move at speeds close to that of the speed of light - without creating any greenhouse gas emissions! All we need to do is figure out how to avoid the vanishing cash and inexplicable broken bones phenomena, and voila -- global warming and the fuel crisis are solved!

"...Attending meetings with Alcoholics Anonymous or seeing a therapist can help you cope with these problems in a more effective manner, and lower your need to drink heavily.

If you don’t want to give up drinking completely, consider one glass of wine daily..."

Jeez! A glass of wine daily! Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that!

[cymru]

Alcohol - Eyesight - useless advice

One glass of wine....no probs. It would be a VERY big glass though!

[fennel]

Alcohol - Eyesight - useless advice

Pride before Fall;964196 wrote: I found out that while intoxicated all of the twins I was meeting were simply one girl! >>>

hahahahahaha

That is funny! :H:H:H

[RV434]

Alcohol - Eyesight - useless advice

'If you don’t want to give up drinking completely, consider one glass of wine daily..."
Then have one more, then another, and another ....... gee, I'm loaded again :egad:

"lower your need to drink heavily ...."

Sure, no problem, that's easy .....

Fabulous advice from someone who clearly has no understanding of the alcoholic mind.

[mama bear]

Alcohol - Eyesight - useless advice

too funny!!!!