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[fennel]

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Geez, mama ...what's with all the twelve hour days?
Here's some coffee ...:l

[fennel]

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Here's some white tea with pear, Mish. I have diet coke, too. Today's breakfast special is a kale, aduki bean and sweet potato scramble.

[NoraC]

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Morning gang,
Here I am with my 3rd buttock. I'm getting a little tired of lugging it around everywhere. :H
Breakfast sounds interesting Fennel. I'm in.

[Mish]

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Two noses, eh?
Noses grow hairs, right?
Twice as many nose hairs....mmmm, this concept might have some merit after all.
I wonder how airlines would cope with people with three buttocks. Would failure to provide adequate seating mean a law suit for discrimination? A 50% bonus in the region of what we said (derrieres, posteriors) might incur a surcharge, however. Is that fair or is it discrimination? Food for thunk.
Speaking of food, the sweet potato scramble sounds like just the ticket. Yes, please, Fen. Did you see my question about the lutefisk? Still curious.

[fennel]

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Oops, sorry Mish! Unfortunately, I didn't indulge in any Lutefisk this Christmas. Tomorrow, I'm heading to a small Norwegian populated town for my SMART meeting ...maybe I'll find some there!

[fennel]

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NoraC;1037088 wrote: Morning gang,
Here I am with my 3rd buttock. I'm getting a little tired of lugging it around everywhere. :H
Breakfast sounds interesting Fennel. I'm in.

Nora, I must insist that you stop using all of your energy to sprout a third bun! We need you to focus on hair growth. Think of all the poor, naked quokka joeys!

[Mish]

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Maybe so, or maybe it all was gobbled up over the Chrismas period and you'll have to wait until next Christmas. How will you bear the deprivation?

[Mish]

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fennel;1037517 wrote: Nora, I must insist that you stop using all of your energy to sprout a third bun! We need you to focus on hair growth. Think of all the poor, naked quokka joeys!

Good thinking, Fen. Three buttocks is too silly.
Maybe all the lutefisk was gobbled up over Christmas and you'll have to wait a whole year for it again. How will you be able to bear the deprivation?

Speaking of hairs, the really strong, wiry one that bristles menacingly out of my cheek every six months or so has surfaced. This one is rooted somewhere toward the back of my skull as it takes a prime mover to get it out.
This hair is as precious as it is rare as there is no application too challenging for this beauty. I think perhaps we should keep it in the safe for a really special occassion or emergency.
The quokka joeys appreciate your generous and creative work, Fen.

[fennel]

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Mish, I'm impressed that you were able to extract that magnificent hair without snapping it. Kudos to you!

You're correct about the safe - we must locate something indestructible in which to store that beauty while we decide what it's purpose will be.

[Ringing Cedars]

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You could put it in the jar of vegemite as far as I'm concerned.:H

[rubywillow]

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So sorry I've been missing fellow travelers. I'll try to contriubute more gas money from now on.

[NoraC]

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Ringing Cedars;1037886 wrote: You could put it in the jar of vegemite as far as I'm concerned.:H

Blasphemy!!! I think we need to frame it and have it on display until we are ready to use it.

[Mish]

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Ruby!!! Please come back to Dos Gatos and contribute some chin hairs. We're getting up quite a little cottage industry here and Fen is making layettes for the naked quokka joeys. She and Mrs Fen might be coming to Oz next year and I'm planning a pyrotechnic display in their honour and a ferry ride to Rottnest to present the mother quokkas with her gifts.
RC, the Vegimite jar isn't a bad idea except Vegimite has a fairly pungeant odour and it might be a bit of a give away if we need the hair for some covert mission...this hair has the potential to change history if it falls into the wrong hands. We must guard it carefully.
Fen, this hair couldn't snap. Ever. It must be torn out by the roots, and you should see my cheek stretching out into the room as the prime mover shifts into gear and begins hauling. Of course, I'm strapped into a chair bolted to the floor. This hair defies Physics, I'm telling you. However, it's not a fast grower, so I'm rubbing testosterone cream into it daily.

[NoraC]

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Keep nurturing it Mish! We're going to need it.

[Mish]

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Yes, indeed Nora. But we must use it in a way to benefit as many as possible.
Maybe it could be used to string up Osama Bin Laden. Now there would be an honourable use for it.