Don't get me started on unruly children, Rubes! I don't mind kids if they can conduct themselves properly in public, but that's hardly ever the case these days. I was at a five star restaurant recently, when a group without a reservation happened in.
Looked like a set of parents, one set of grandparents, two rambunctious boys (about 3years old ), and an infant. Staff pushed a couple of tables together, and made (very) high end mac and cheese for the little boys.
We were seated next to this loud group & watched as the boys crawled on the table, under the table, hung from their chairs and spread a three foot radius of food around the table. The coup de grace was when mummy whipped open her blouse and slapped the baby on her tit. We might as well have been at Perkins, except we were paying hundreds for the experience.
Before anybody jumps on me for the breast feeding comment, save it! No baby needs to be in a five star restaurant. Go to McDonald's until the thing can remain seated in a chair, preferably without screaming and throwing food.
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