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Got to run.......The FAA is coming to audit my Drug and Alcohol Program.
I mean what?? Is everybody after me lately????? Now the FAA has come after me!!!!:H:H"Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.".....Carol Burnett
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AF - 7-27-15
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Coco-Nut;974908 wrote: If you were around in 1919 and came upon the following poster?
I mean seriously, wouldn?t you just keep drinking?
Okay...I really don't have "physical" types...I have "mental" types. But honestly? Yah, I would keep right on drinkin'! :H:H:H
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I'm just full of it today...
Some interesting
observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher,
Jeff Foxworthy.
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
"unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
four.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
11. Your cousin is president of the United StatesCoco
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:H:H:H:H:Hsigpic
Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:
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I LOVE that pic, posted it LONG ago. Ain't they cute??? (that's me in the middle, with the purty hat!)sigpic
Never look down on a person unless you are offering them a hand up.
awprint: RUBY Imagine yourself doing What you love and loving What you do, Being happy From the inside Out, experiencing your Dreams wide awake, Being creative, being Unique, being you - changing things to the way YOU know they can BE - Living the Life you Always imagined.awprint:
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Coco-Nut;974957 wrote: Some interesting
observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher,
Jeff Foxworthy.
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon
"unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
four.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
11. Your cousin is president of the United States
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