Underoos and Friends - October

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Friends - October

Soooo.... where are you taking the inflatable? Gonna do a Jessica Watson?

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Friends - October

Yay Reggie!!! Excellent plan!

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - October

Reggie;992847 wrote: Yea Saffy i take it you are in Hobart so a trip plan would be east coast Tassie avoid the southerlies depending on ya battery you may get to Brunny island if ya lucky on the first night then a coastal hop up east tassie then for the big putt putt across bass straight dont believe when they say it is the most dangerous stretch of water next to going around cape horn ...what do those arm chairers know...nothing I tell ya but for the bass straight hop you may need a solar panel to trickle charge the motor you dont wanna get stranded on king island and get fat on cheese...any way all going well me Geester tawns and the other Victorians will pick you up at lakes entrance straight to hospital for the hypothermia and dehydration and then to TF's for a burn on her Mower...sound good? OK get goin see you in 2012

:H:H:H:H:H: PMSL Reg you larrikan, apart from wanting me to rip me guts open as I am thrown mercilessly against the rocks on Flinders Island, you then want me to drag my half dead sorry carcass with the barnacles hanging off, over to KIng Island. Ya dont have to be Jessica Watson to know how bloody far off course that is!!!!!! Then after leaving K.I. with a guts full of double brie and weighing the boat down dangerously low, pit myself against the wrath of Bass Strait...just so you can drag me out of the water....throw me in hospital......up to T.Frogs for a ride on the frogmobile, which I will immediatley up-end and end up even more pulverised...but wait theres more.....this journey has really been cooked up by you and Ron01 to sell the sorry story to the highest bidder and make a quick buck...I will receive no royalties, cause I will have sustained massive brain damage from the terrifying trip and be in full time care in a nursing home.....Reg, one word...YOU BASTARD:upset:

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - October

tawnyfrog;992849 wrote: Yay Reggie!!! Excellent plan!

Shame on you Tawn for encouraging such a diabolical plan

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Friends - October

sapphire1;992856 wrote: : .... I will have sustained massive brain damage from the terrifying trip and be in full time care in a nursing home.....

Yeah ... and that's when RN Bridge steps in. She's kind and gentle and caring. See? All's good. Job's done.

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - October

Reggie;992862 wrote: Ron01 here sorry aint been around much in intense negotiations with some Melbourne guitarist he drives a hard bargain...where was i oh if ya boat sink mid stream try one of my self inflating mattresses http://www.crazysales.com.au/bestway...FQcwbgodyVqJhA you can sleep your way across Bass Straight ..and there is more comes with self inflating life jacket

Special discounts available for Taswegians

Ron01 GAURANTEED

thanks ronny, I could really do with a good sleep mate, especially since I am going to end up with RN Bridge as my personal nurse for the term of my natural life...think Kathy Bates in ......oh what the name of the film..oh yes Misery AAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHH......help:upset:

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - October

tawnyfrog;992861 wrote: Yeah ... and that's when RN Bridge steps in. She's kind and gentle and caring. See? All's good. Job's done.

Yeah right.......I'm fusked

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - October

I've just started singing that Split Enz song....'I've just spent six months in a leaky boat".....join in with everyone...in the Key of B flat.........

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Friends - October

Woo Hoo !
I'm over here now.

Nice pigs arse stinky hot weather to drive down in, and a broken air conditioner.....

Muuuum when are we getting there ?

Oh my house MY HOUSE. It's true other people never keep it as well as one does oneself, but JESUS. No harm done, though. Doesn't Ron 01 do a line of sand blasters ?
'Cos that's what I'll need to clean with upon return.

THE GARDEN however is a picture, thanks to all my hard work with mulching weeding feeding primping planting before I left.
Wouldn't kill em to mow either. Next time I'll come brandishing Tawny's Huskvana, and menace them with it.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Friends - October

sapphire1;992864 wrote: Yeah right.......I'm fusked

Sandblast ya ? Good exfoliation.

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Friends - October

YAY Bridge!!!!!!

[sapphire1]

Underoos and Friends - October

byebyebridgetjones;992872 wrote: Sandblast ya ? Good exfoliation.

See what I mean folks...fusked I say...smoothed skin, but fusked all the same

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Friends - October

YaY !!!

I am vindicating myself by stealing the girls' internet for my laptop :H

[tawnyfrog]

Underoos and Friends - October

I have locked up the chooks 15 mins. early. I have Wilson on my knee, Wong on the bed, O'Reilley on a chair, Spike on the DVD player and The Baby somewhere in her upstairs flat in the ceiling. I have just eaten a banana, lit a mozzie coil and am about to repair to the bloody boudoir with a book.. That, dear people, is the life of The Frog on a Saturday night ... and I love it. No - I actually throb it.

[byebyebridgetjones]

Underoos and Friends - October

Reggie;992881 wrote: Right gonna have to pack it in Regina has her best friend over for a sleep over They just did a squealing match ...I believe i have popped a inner ear drum not to mention a massive brain ache...have a good night ...hi bridgee

Sounds fabulous. Swap you Regina and Faruga Salt for the three next successful entrants to Aussie Ladette to Lady. Deal ?