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    Underoos and Friends - October

    hi all, i missed the back story so i have no idea why we are all muppets.
    saw a nice guild name on wow the other day (guild is kinda a group of friends who have a group convosation from anywhere in the word of warcraft game, they can help each others or not as they feel. like MWO.)
    the guild name was "PASTURE OF MUPPETS".... reads nicley eh?
    TF, there was a judge in the US who was trying to sue a drycleaners for like $5mil, the lost his pants...
    i dont remember the result, but that it made it to court is so stupid non?
    tassie sounds nice for a honeymoon, what ya recon saph? i have 2 years tommora to plan it...
    AF since 10/26/2009

    It will be five years sober 10/26/2014

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      Underoos and Friends - October

      Guitarista;979418 wrote: In other new's, George Michael is back home from gaol now. He's stated that he's going to get out more, and not feel like a prisoner in his own home. It's good to see that at least something has stuck in his little mind from our conversation on saturday, where i simply told him.....'Mate, just get out there. Once you're out that front door living your life, and just getting on with it, the press will leave you alone soon enough. Participate in your community, and if you smoke and drive, you're a bloody idiot.'
      And bloody Justin Beiber's mum has been on the blower too, wanting me to talk to her son cause he kissed a girl in public! FFS! I just told her to thank the lord above, that he wasn't kissing George.

      Hallelujah!

      Vale Joan Sutherland.
      :H:H:H:H:H:H what a great way to wake up the dopey brain first thing Mr. G. your a bloody larrikan
      I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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        aspman;979475 wrote: hi all, i missed the back story so i have no idea why we are all muppets.
        saw a nice guild name on wow the other day (guild is kinda a group of friends who have a group convosation from anywhere in the word of warcraft game, they can help each others or not as they feel. like MWO.)
        the guild name was "PASTURE OF MUPPETS".... reads nicley eh?
        TF, there was a judge in the US who was trying to sue a drycleaners for like $5mil, the lost his pants...
        i dont remember the result, but that it made it to court is so stupid non?
        tassie sounds nice for a honeymoon, what ya recon saph? i have 2 years tommora to plan it...
        Morning Aspy,

        Yep Tassie would be a great place for ya to get marrried...let me know where the venue is and I'LL gate-crash with all of my redneck mates and then you can sue me for 50mil for the pain and heartache caused. Come to think of it, I might sue the ex for the same thing:H
        I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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          tawnyfrog;979451 wrote: Morning MrG - yep vale Dame Joan. Great woman.

          Hey - are you by any chance on the blower with Kristy Fraser-Kirk? That poor lovey. I'm sure $37mil will go a long way to help her get over the trauma of having her bra strap touched.

          Geeesh ... the world's gone apeshit. Apeshit I tell ya

          Have an excellent day EVERYBODY.
          FFS sake Tawn, it really pisses me off when I read these stories...bettcha life no-one touches that sheilas bra-strap ever again
          I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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            Underoos and Friends - October

            Steady up. It's pretty hard to get someone to touch yer bra strap these days. I'd want to mark the occasion too.

            37 mil big ones...what would you do with that....how scaarey.

            Okey doke, gonna take me mate to the doctors, passing very close by a legendary cut price grog outlet...why do I even LOOK at the specials any more ?

            Anyway, I'll give the place the finger from the Undies as I speed by. Oooright ?
            If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
            Rejoined life 20/5/19

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              tawnyfrog;979451 wrote: Morning MrG - yep vale Dame Joan. Great woman.

              Hey - are you by any chance on the blower with Kristy Fraser-Kirk? That poor lovey. I'm sure $37mil will go a long way to help her get over the trauma of having her bra strap touched.

              Geeesh ... the world's gone apeshit. Apeshit I tell ya

              Have an excellent day EVERYBODY.
              byebyebridgetjones;979520 wrote:
              Steady up. It's pretty hard to get someone to touch yer bra strap these days. I'd want to mark the occasion too.

              37 mil big ones...what would you do with that....how scaarey.

              Okey doke, gonna take me mate to the doctors, passing very close by a legendary cut price grog outlet...why do I even LOOK at the specials any more ?

              Anyway, I'll give the place the finger from the Undies as I speed by. Oooright ?
              Actually, I've been known to touch a bra strap on occasion. If only someone were wearing it. Never had a healthy association with them though. I think it stems from my childhood. Dad would cross dress and tease me with power tools. Ma said it was tough love. Seriously though, this is a humorous case. Some jerk touches your bra strap and you're suing for millions. We don't even litigate such nonsense here. Why? Because we have answers for every problem! Girls...

              Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read

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                Well it sure is good to do the lunchtime check-in and get a great big belly laugh. Thanks Techie, you're a pisser!

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                  You wouldn't believe it. I've buggered ANOTHER vented mandrel. That's the THIRD time it's happened. Part #532 1287-74 is on it's way. Funny thing is, I paid more for my mower than I've ever paid for a car. It's all about priorities, you see.

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                    Underoos and Friends - October

                    [QUOTE=techie;979532]Actually, I've been known to touch a bra strap on occasion. If only someone were wearing it. Never had a healthy association with them though. I think it stems from my childhood. Dad would cross dress and tease me with power tools. Ma said it was tough love. Seriously though, this is a humorous case. Some jerk touches your bra strap and you're suing for millions. We don't even litigate such nonsense here. Why? Because we have answers for every problem! Girls...

                    :H:H:H
                    If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                    Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                      tawnyfrog;979631 wrote: You wouldn't believe it. I've buggered ANOTHER vented mandrel. That's the THIRD time it's happened. Part #532 1287-74 is on it's way. Funny thing is, I paid more for my mower than I've ever paid for a car. It's all about priorities, you see.
                      Well there's a fault in the metal of your mandrel then ...try a different supplier...
                      Or is it one of those situ's where you have to buy the parts from the company that sold it to you....or use it as a garden ornament ....???

                      Missy must be here by now...yay !!!
                      If your 8 year old self met you, would they be proud?
                      Rejoined life 20/5/19

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                        Underoos and Friends - October

                        Arvo all,

                        Zooming in and zooming out.....the boys have a musical "all stars" production this eve put on by their college...of course they are the main attractions (no bias or nuffin if you get my drift)....so I'm off to sit in the front row and embarrass the hell out of them with mad clapping and elbowing everyone within elbow proximity with 'thats my boys arent they wonderful" all night. A most magnificant night to yu all my lovelies. mmmwwwaaahhhhh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxand this ones for Tawn cause I know it pisses her off:h
                        I am a part of the family of humanity. Not one person on this earth is a stranger to me. Rev. Ted Noffs

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                          Underoos and Friends - October

                          OMG Sapphy ... imagine what you'd be like with a few sherbets under your belt?

                          (I'll ignore the throbbage this time)

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                            Underoos and Friends - October

                            Evening all,

                            Lol, lol, and double lol. In fact, that's what i say at work now when someone crack's a joke. I go....'lol', with a smile, then move on. Well it amuses me.

                            Yes TF, Kristy has been in close contact throughout the case. I just kept saying to her....'Look Kris, just keep yer head screwed on, and keep doing what you're doing, and it's in the bag. It's great to see the young lass took my suggestion on board to set up a hotline of sort's, for any David Jones employee, who felt they had been treated inappropriately. I know this is an area she has now become passionate about.

                            In other new's, and you may be interested Fick's, i'm having a crack at cutting back sugar in me coffee's. I take 2. Am trying 1 tsp raw sugar with 1 tsp xylitol, thereby halving me sugar intake. Will ween orf actual sugar later. Tastes oooright. Tried stevia, but BJesus, that's awful tasting stuff. No health issue here, just an experiment.

                            G'day Aspy!

                            Have a marvellous evening everyone. (now, where's the choc soy ice-cream......mmmm)

                            'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                            Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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                              Underoos and Friends - October

                              Well, MrG - looks like it's just you and me manning the station tonight. I reckon we've all got to lift our game because from where I'm sitting, Techie's in for the "Funniest Post of the Month" award with his tragic bra strap story.

                              Skipping off to beddies now - got to get up early 'cause there's a celebration to be had ...

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                                Underoos and Friends - October

                                Yep, all quiet qui sta sera. Night Tawny.

                                'I am part of all that I have met, yet all experience is an arch wherethro', gleams that untravelled world whose margins fade, forever and forever when I move'

                                Zen soul Warrior. Freedom today-

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